Steven

yeah

[Steven @hoaxie]

🎶
🎶Gimme the memes boys
Those image macros
I wanna get lost in your apes and toads
And fave away🎶
🎶

[Steven @hoaxie]

@Spamps yeah lol. i at least replied directly to mark.

[Steven @hoaxie]

Every time Anna Kendrick unlocks the hotel room door with her phone in that hilton commercial our dog wakes from a deep sleep and runs barking to the front door. Our doorbell sounds nothing like that.

[Steven @hoaxie]

@Spamps forgot about those guys

[Steven @hoaxie]

@marklevinshow you should be nicer to Meatwad, my dude.

[Steven @hoaxie]

@saltythetrain yeah leaving cooked poultry out overnight is uh not normal. neighbor cat deserved everything it ate.

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

Remembering when Lis Smith worked on the Cuomo campaign, and they got some staffer's roommate to donate ~a dollar 69 times to lower Cuomo's average donations. https://t.co/bl5cMiYHcv

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Wishing everyone a very Happy Holiday season!

[Steven @hoaxie]

@amyewalter remember when you didn’t know what the Department of Energy did?

[Steven @hoaxie]

@fender_splendor Dee Snider even turned out to have pretty good politics

[Steven @hoaxie]

@chiweethedog plenty of time

[Steven @hoaxie]

@CBP @NoradSanta fuck off

[Steven @hoaxie]

some of you MFs actually retweeting your own Prince Phillip’s corpse post from earlier today.

[Steven @hoaxie]

Why do you all insist on showing me Prince Phillip’s corpse in a car over and over again??!1!

[Steven @hoaxie]

@PepsisNotOk hand givers

[Steven @hoaxie]

@LeavittAlone @jiyahkelly you know, for kids

[Steven @hoaxie]

@garbagekate tr

[Steven @hoaxie]

@aardvarkwizard @kratomsizemore all-time classic