ellis 🧡

he | 27 | in this house we love and respect trans women

[ellis 🧡 @hobbitmilk]

entered the worlds sweatiest guy competition and brother i am going for gold

[ellis 🧡 @hobbitmilk]

me: I'm not going to get my hopes up
my hopes:

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

I—

[miss kay @ladymisskay_]

Walking into a retail establishment thirty minutes before they close is a sign of spiritual perversion and possible demonic possession

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

*pink & blue smoke wafts from the Vatican*

They’re transvestigating the pope

[ellis 🧡 @hobbitmilk]

WEIGHT WATCHERS FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY 12 DAYS AGO PRAYER CIRCLE THAT THEY HAVE TO SHUT DOWN PERMANENTLY 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[ellis 🧡 @hobbitmilk]

@girlmartyrs I have noticed this too I think it took off after the D&D movie came out and got a graphic novelization

[David Grossman @davidgross_man]

I'm gonna keep on dancing at the

[ellis 🧡 @hobbitmilk]

officially me!

[ellis 🧡 @hobbitmilk]

not to sound like an easily impressed bumpkin but the post office in amherst has a self service kiosk where you can buy stamps and pay for packages and it was beautiful

[Jorgemosa 💋 @Jorgeous_1]

Imagine Hating Me & I’m Just Over Here Playing With My Pussy

[ellis 🧡 @hobbitmilk]

@porgyrussell like are they physically incapable of letting people have fun??? like I love being a hater but I do not take time out of my day to start arguments with strangers online 😭 I'm sorry these pathetic bitches won't leave you alone

[ellis 🧡 @hobbitmilk]

@porgyrussell every single time I log on to this website you are in the trenches fighting with assholes who give off the energy of someone who goes out of their way to stomp on insects

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

When you die and Anubis weighs your heart against the feather, whether or not you’ve ever used chatgpt will be taken into account. and if you have…ammit will devour your soul

[ellis 🧡 @hobbitmilk]

@jortsdotnet I feel you and I support you wholeheartedly

[ellis 🧡 @hobbitmilk]

what a crazy day for catholics they just had the biggest holiday of their faith and now their special little guy is dead

[ellis 🧡 @hobbitmilk]

@girlmartyrs please mom please let me eat the tummy ache plant

[ellis 🧡 @hobbitmilk]

I cannot imagine being a forgetful bitch in a time without mobile banking like how would you ever know how much money you had in your account?? by balancing your checkbook??? horrible

[ellis 🧡 @hobbitmilk]

the slippery slope talking point is ONLY real in terms of dishes in my sink. one dish in my sink for too long leads to another and then another until the sink is full and I want to krill myself

[ellis 🧡 @hobbitmilk]

the newest episode of game changer altered my brain chemistry

[sam 🪐 e33 + phm era @sirsamothy]

well i guess now is a good time to share this photo i took in august and chose not to share because i wanted to protect lou's privacy. little did i know, he would be revealing this to the entire internet eight months later 💀