head lot lizard at the flying j

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

A man you don’t like and find annoying will be like “you really remind me of Aubrey Plaza.”

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

let’s get lost tonight you could be my white Rick Ross tonight

[josh @cybersnitch]

That got bro pussy wet 😭

[head lot lizard at the flying j @hobblefiend]

@Fortnite FIX THE GLIDERS IN BR NOW

[pseudo wook @souporsonic_]

sometimes you're at the club with a heavy heart and that's ok

[head lot lizard at the flying j @hobblefiend]

@FortniteStatus WORK HARDER AND FASTER

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Do we know each other today

[Uncle Female @unclefemme]

i feel like a white dog with shit in its eyes

[Willie @Willie600640663]

Getting road rage alone in my house

[Cher @cher]

I Need To Shoot My Phone

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Business card scene from American Psycho but it’s my friends from Texas owning a home versus me having Nick Mullen’s phone number

[50cent @50cent]

What kinda gay shit is this Diddy sent me flowers at club 11 LOL why all the foreplay get busy, you know I’m stupid 🤨

[head lot lizard at the flying j @hobblefiend]

@itzachad 👇🏻

[head lot lizard at the flying j @hobblefiend]

im gonna be so real with yall nothing hits for me like being extremely, pathetically delusional for a like a month at a time, like I’m genetically engineered for the psych ward

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

nothing matters but love. please RT.

[777 @_garrettcharles]

my hangover today felt like this

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Not now kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing

[Errai @errai]

That one mutual who hasn't advanced one inch on the karmic wheel despite being on their eighth cycle of samsara