Watchin' Birds 2018

I just want a Twitter bio that my friend Perry will not make fun of.

[Dr. Richard Harambe @Richard_Harambe]

We may never know his identity

[Evan Grimes @fearthe_G]

The Football Gods making me watch Georgia lose to Alabama again.

[Graham Coffey @GrahamCoffeyDC]

Ran to the store to find dinner, and you can tell corporate left the instructions open ended for the bakery this Memorial Day

[E.J. @EricjEpps]

Sunday Night Football is gonna LOOOOVE this

[wint @dril]

most of the posts on here are like what you would see if a dog could post

[Audubon Society @audubonsociety]

Osprey nests provide little protection from the harsh sun—but who needs an umbrella for shade when you have a mom with a 5.5-foot wingspan? Sheltering from the sun, chicks Harbor and Gray duck underneath Dory. Watch more via the @exploreorg live cams: https://t.co/Q0OyUMRRxL

[World birds @worldbirds32]

Clark's Grebe (Aechmophorus clarkii) 🐦🕊️ 🦜🎵❤️

[Django Gold @django]

attempting a little foreshadowing in my latest script with an Act 1 scene in which the protagonist walks by the father reconciliation store

[Adam Kramer @KegsnEggs]

*camera pans to me hitting a @GoldenTee machine as hard as I possibly can*

Sup.

[The Associated Press @AP]

Young Catholics seeking more tradition are helping drive a fundamental shift in the U.S. Catholic Church. Not everyone welcomes it.  https://t.co/LapjYpP5o1

[Evan Grimes @fearthe_G]

Its GameDay #GoDawgs 🐶

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

I didn’t eat proper risotto til I was nearly 30

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

josh ryder you’re back in the race

[Anthony @edgewalker81]

Also, I’m way into Florence Pugh when she’s not wearing weird headdresses and masks, but with them?

Oh baby.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

A huge Orca hunting a Great White shark

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

Doing cocaine at the Cheesecake Factory with my friends