Testing the Guillotines

"I'm here as a red light is in the street." -- Reverend Howard Finster.

[Testing the Guillotines @HockingHick]

When the economists are proven right, and inflation is triple or quadruple, and your healthcare and entitlements you count on are going away, you will look around for someone to blame, and blame the very people who told you this was going to happen, and how to stop it.

[Testing the Guillotines @HockingHick]

@DrOzCMS @AFergusonFTC @FBIDirectorKash @WHFraudTF You’re a fucking idiot

[Testing the Guillotines @HockingHick]

@magachrchpastr @wpreecher It’s all Greek to me

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

The Cleveland Browns have won eight Super Bowls, and soon to be a ninth. It could be ten.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

"I've never seen him fall asleep in meetings. On the contrary, the guy doesn't sleep."
- Marco Rubio, yesterday

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

The Commander-in-Sleep clocks in

[Testing the Guillotines @HockingHick]

@badbusterboy Busted

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

You don’t have to read these posts you know. But you do have a point about the careful thinking thing. I think that got shut off somewhere along the way. But I do think a lot- about a lot of things. One thing I’m thinking is that I just wasted at least 3 minutes of your time thinking about the things I’’m writing to you this very moment. Good day to you sir- and try not be so serious in the future. Smile Joe.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Wait…Did he just say checkered past ? I’m 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Right! And we are all brainwashed to think it’s something to aspire to. I know this is old but the difference between one million and one billion is so vast I think people can’t comprehend it. One million seconds equals is 11.5 days. One billion seconds is 31.7 Years. And Elon is about to be a trillionaire. That would be 31,700 years. Now do the math in dollars. And the fact is that no one in the history of the world has ever attained that wealth by any other means then some form of domination over others. I do not begrudge financial success, but I do have a real problem when the the top 0.1% (130,000 families) hold 6 times the wealth as the bottom 66 million households combined. Put another way 905 individuals in America have twice the wealth of the entire bottom half of the country- 165,000,000 people. And it wasn’t always this way. The top 0.1 percent’s share of the U.S. wealth pie has grown 59.6 percent since just 1989.

[Testing the Guillotines @HockingHick]

@mike54453476 @acnewsitics

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Hunter went from smoking crack to smoking MAGAs.

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

Popular opinion : Hunter Biden is far more appreciated by Americans than JD Vance.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Hunter Biden joined Twitter and skipped the warm-up phase.
Straight to the jugular. And it’s delicious!

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

cc: @SecRubio

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

This remains one of the few times a journalist stood up to the orange fascist with a simple question: “Do you regret all the lying you've done to the American people?"
~ S.V. Dáte, HuffPost correspondent

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

About to hit REM during those extended blinks.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[Andy Hutchins @AndyHutchins]

Best part of Hunter Biden, Shitposter Extraordinaire is that you KNOW Don Jr. is sweating out his hair gel trying to craft a tweet that would be even one percent as cool.

[Testing the Guillotines @HockingHick]

@brianstelter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it's Donald Trump having the DOJ shake down the Treasury for a $1.8 billion slush fund for traitors or Bill Clinton talking to Loretta Lynch on the tarmac for five minutes, both men had inappropriate interactions with the Department of Justice.