Rob Hocking

Husband and father. Lover of baseball and slinger of motorcycles. I get misty eyed during the national anthem.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Tony Gwynn could’ve gone 0-for-1199 at the end of his career and still retired as a .300 hitter. Think about that for a minute.

[Rob Hocking @HockingRob]

Oli should be fired if Svanson comes in a game with anything less than an 8 run lead.

[Rob Hocking @HockingRob]

@Cardinals deserve to get swept. I’m aware it’s a rebuilding year. I’m ok with roster tinkering and the successes and failures that come with it. I am NOT ok with doing what we already know doesn’t work over and over and over. That’s what we’ve endured for the last several years.

[Rob Hocking @HockingRob]

He’s becoming the fucking Miles Mikolas of relievers.

[Rob Hocking @HockingRob]

Can anyone tell me what the fuck Matt Svanson is doing in this roster, let alone on the mound in a 1 run game!? What the fucking fuck!?

[Rob Hocking @HockingRob]

Svanson with 43 pitches, 5 ER and only 1 out. Now instead of getting him out of the game, Oli needs to get him out of town and off the active roster. This is Oli’s worst trait: letting players drown when they just don’t have it.

[Rob Hocking @HockingRob]

Svanson Svucks

[Rob Hocking @HockingRob]

Svanson Svucks

[Rob Hocking @HockingRob]

This made my day.

[Augie Nash @AugieNash]

That time in 2001, when Jack Buck honored Harry Caray AND trolled the Cubs fans at Wrigley Field all within 1 minute and 21 seconds.

Chip Caray, who was the Cubs TV broadcaster at the time, sure seemed to enjoy it!

@ChrisCaray @StefanCaray

[Augie Nash @AugieNash]

That time in 2001, when Jack Buck honored Harry Caray AND trolled the Cubs fans at Wrigley Field all within 1 minute and 21 seconds.

Chip Caray, who was the Cubs TV broadcaster at the time, sure seemed to enjoy it!

@ChrisCaray @StefanCaray

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Sometimes I think we just value the wrong things as sports fans. Willie McGee hit 79 homers in 18 years and he was more fun and exciting than a clown car full of 30-homer steroid freaks.

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

During a blowout game, Greg Maddux decided to throw a meatball to Jeff Bagwell for a homer. Why? To set him up for a strikeout when they met again in the playoffs.

Absolute genius he was. The Professor.

[Rob Hocking @HockingRob]

@STLSprtsCntrl @GatewaySports_ This is a terrible message to send to the team and the fans. Jordan Walker is like the coaches son on a little league team. He’s going to start no matter what regardless of whether or not he deserves it.

[Rob Hocking @HockingRob]

@BarackObama The day your scam went into effect my insurance premiums quadrupled. I have paid 3 car payments a month for the worst coverage I’ve ever had since. If it worked, the government wouldn’t have had to double federal subsidies and raise qualification thresholds to keep it afloat.

[Rob Hocking @HockingRob]

Dear @Cardinals

If Nelson Velazquez starts the season in AAA and Jordan Walker is on the active roster, I fuckin quit.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I liked the world better when the news came on for 30 minutes and then we did other shit for 23 1/2 hours. Now it follows you around all day like a hobo begging for change.

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

The bottom 10% make our lives infinitely worse than the top 1%

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

For decades, I voted for a country that wouldn’t have tens of millions of foreigners scamming us into $40 trillion of national debt, but I didn’t get that. Both parties denied me that.

So now we get to do this.

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Whether it was on the field or in our community, you brought heart and hustle every day.

Thank you, Brendan Donovan! Best of luck in Seattle!

[Rob Hocking @HockingRob]

Seattle gets an incredible competitor and human being. I will be rooting for them to win the A.L.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Seattle, meet Brendan. Brendan, meet Seattle. #TridentsUp

[Baseballer @TheBsblr]

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