Your โจ Crypto โจ Horoscopes
Remarks about celestial bodies interpreting influence on human affairs, the cryptocurrency market and portfolio moon phenomena ๐
#Everyone, note for 01/12/18. Mercy Retrograde moves to Scorpio. The chaotic market has brought insecurity, and blown reasoning right out the door. This planetary influence is a time to reflect, #hodl and not to commit to any knee-jerk dealings.. for the meantime. #6DayRetrograde
#Pisces, there is a bunch of emotional energy coursing through the #cryptosphere at the moment - and you feel all of it because of your super-duper empathetic nature. But this is what how financial markets be. Repression will be worst for you, so be true and keep on #hodling.
#Aquarius, accumulating coins is your priority under the current lunation. It may be stressful to take advantage of this #bear market and current market cap. Donโt lose sight of the big picture and buy #bags slow and steady, instead of stress and catching a serious case of #FOMO.
#Capricorn, the moon is moving into your opposite stars and your portfolio, energy and motivation is going to keep #dipping over the next few days. Stay with rich people or company that inspires and uplifts you - definitely/always avoid any #plebs and #suckers for the meantime.
#Sagittarius, the moon is moving in your house of secrets, fears and insecurities today and it may be feeling uncomfortable. You need to remember that feelings are just feelings and it should not affect your #sentiment on #crypto. Get some fresh air, keep yourself occupied today.
#Scorpio, you are slipping back into your watery element after spinning the hell out over the past few days watching $BTC finger itโs own ass. You will find that you feel comfortable tapping into a flow - you #trade best when you can just trust your #gut feeling.
#Libra, you need to chill the hell out. There is a bunch of intense energy in the air at the moment and it may be driving you into some oddly situations and bad #investments. You may need to take a step back and keep an eye on some #shitcoins on the verge of #dipping, #sell now.
#Virgo, the stars are all about your social life for the next few days. The moon is illuminating upon your friend zone and has you craving some quality time and attention #irl. Be close to your loved ones and get your attention in things non #crypto related for a little bit.
#Leo, you are ready for a time-out for the current holiday vibes. The stars are reminding you to pause and reflect on your #profit and #losses, start to plan for next year. You have been receiving a lot of signs and messages - itโs time to soak it all in and buy some #heavy bags.
#Cancer, the moon is moving into your sensitive stars today. Thereโs a part of you that wants to hide in your #dark room, to not feel anything and tempting you to go #offline to stay the heck away from any #financial depression. Try to stay positive and not be #salty or grumpy.
#Gemini, the moon is leaving your mercurial stars today. There is a strong focus on communication and more on possible #euphoria or #rage - the next few days bring you some good financial news. The stars say you may feel practical and stern as you close your portfolio for 2018.
#Tarurus, your stars are changing focus from mad #gainz to communication for the next few days. The big losses, yes the 90% #losses from earlier this year can be blamed on the Cancer moon. If youโre torn between #hodling til $0 or to the moon - opt for a sensible middle ground.
#Aeries, don't let your pride get in the way today - energy is shifting from your logic to your #lambo dreams. This excess of emotion can bring issues to your day #trading. #Hodl on strong, donโt let emotion get the best of you while we look for somewhat of a #market recovery.
#Capricorn, your patience has been tested with weak hands around you. Neptune is correcting it's course to help settle your morale and #gambling addiction. The stars say to buy smaller bags, warm up to any new #investments and keep your eyes peeled for long-term potential.
#Sagittarius, Neptune has been retrograding in your personal zone since June. You may feel that you shouldn't have 80% of your #portfolio in that white hot flame #ICO post-dumped #shitcoin. On Sunday, relax to reduce any anxiety and stress from $BTC spanking our tender asses.