Jordy Blue

like maple syrup in a machine gun villa

[Jordy Blue @hoecakebaby]

Hot coffee is cool and all but cold brew changed my entire life for the better. Cured my depression

[Jordy Blue @hoecakebaby]

nobody gives a shit about a crusty dusty washed up 50 something year old man who still a dj

[Jordy Blue @hoecakebaby]

do y’all remember this shit

[Leo @musicisleo]

how it feels to be called girl by a bad bitch

[Kesli ʚ♡ɞ @virtualxdoll]

It’s giving rigor mortis

[mtg enjoyer @four27am]

masturbating to feel everything and then turning on mitski to empty myself again

[Jordy Blue @hoecakebaby]

Me one day

[Jordy Blue @hoecakebaby]

I’m so tired of not eating this. Imma make my own

[Jordy Blue @hoecakebaby]

One day I wanna quit bartending n be a mail lady

[Jordy Blue @hoecakebaby]

This man got me so fucked up I can’t even stand up in the shower

[Jordy Blue @hoecakebaby]

Only good thing about Lafayette is when I’m in the whataburger parking lot it kinda feel like I’m back in tx

[Jordy Blue @hoecakebaby]

@NuclearxWinter You should see some of these playlists I literally cannot imagine laying in a hospital bed exposed and WAP is playing on a speaker while I’m trying to push a baby out and a bunch of random medical people I don’t know are staring at me I think it’s actually my worst nightmare

[Jordy Blue @hoecakebaby]

The cringiest thing I’ve ever seen are the labor and delivery playlists other people have made on Spotify

[bc they denied my christian right to opiates @libramoonwhore]

yup lol annoying as fuck

[Jordy Blue @hoecakebaby]

@yelyahehresman So true

[bc they denied my christian right to opiates @libramoonwhore]

would

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

It would probably give me the ick if I saw my man dressed up as willy wonka