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[hal @hoffmanhalle]

i’ll never understand people who don’t like tea. you can get that shit in any flavor, you can drink it hot or cold, it keeps you hydrated bc it’s leaf water, can be caffeinated or decaf, and it can be sweet or unsweet. it’s a magical beverage for all occasions.

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

“he got shot” is like the absolute dumbest reason to hire someone for a job

[hal @hoffmanhalle]

@NoahKahan minnesota loves you, come back soon pookie🧡

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

God I love minnesota

[hal @hoffmanhalle]

@Skittles please. i’m begging you. please bring these back. i’ve been thinking about them since 2006.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

insane to speak out against gender affirming care and then get plastic surgery that makes you look like you're voiced by nick kroll

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

how fucked up is this: some Texas dipshit was firing his AR-15 into the air and his neighbors asked him to please stop and so he shot them all dead on the spot. four adults. one child. what the fuck. this is why the rest of the world thinks we've lost our fucking minds

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

sorry i don’t like commenting on people’s appearances but being against gender affirming healthcare when you’ve had that much work done to your own face is crazy. i think a lot of people would benefit from learning what gender affirming care actually is

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

pro tip: if your doorbells rings and your immediate reaction is to reach for your gun, holy fucking shit, turn off Fox News and get professional help

[lil colonoscopy @kt5500]

Honey nut in my mouth cheerios

[🌙 Jin ✨ COMMS OPEN @NyangJinArt]

I hate working. I don't wanna work, I don't want a job, I don't want to make money doing what I love, I don't want to do anything to make money at all, I just wanna vibe, but I can't do that because I gotta make money to live and it SUCKS ASS!!!

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

[jp @excesstential]

i am an enemy of the second amendment