David

I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.

[David @Hoffmonkey]

@Number10cat As a fathers day present, my daughter painted this caricature of our recently deceased family member Poppy. Poppy liked your opinions and analysis whenever I read your tweets to her.

[David @Hoffmonkey]

Middle child drew this for me as a fathers day present. She's 12. I love it!

[Socialist Opera Singer @OperaSocialist]

Fiona Bruce says people don't want to talk about the traitor Nathan Gill and Russia bribing Reform politicians.

Retweet to tell #bbcqt @BBCPolitics and @Nigel_Farage that we really do want to talk about it.

#Farage #Putin

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@richyphillips @TonyWard867811 Corporations are destroying the Earth with few exceptions. Growth growth growth. The world is not infinite, yet inflation is infinite. How do we fix it? PS I hate billionaires.

[David @Hoffmonkey]

@lopp Seen Transcendence?

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

Elon Musk has taught me that with effort, a strong entrepreneurial spirit, an emerald mine, a lot of exploitation, self-dealing, white privilege, an expired student visa, a bad hair transplant, jaw enhancement, supplemental testosterone, a charity that gives money to itself, ecstasy, ketamine, weed, cocaine, an entire political party in your pocket, people loathing you so much they pay you to go away and most of all a sh*tload of government subsidies, you can accomplish whatever you want in America.

[David @Hoffmonkey]

@MarinaPurkiss @RocketRacer69 @JeremyVineOn5 I made myself a promise that I would never ever visit America, when Trump first came to power. This decision just gets further reinforced every time the latest piece of bad news comes to my attention. Sickening.

[David @Hoffmonkey]

@terrychristian Incontinence

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Daughter likes to draw. WhatsApp: https://t.co/7sFvp74DL8

[David @Hoffmonkey]

My youngest daughter likes to draw. She posts on a little channel on WhatsApp: https://t.co/7sFvp745VA:

[David @Hoffmonkey]

@sophiegreenart She's 11 now, she likes to draw and posts it here on WhatsApp: https://t.co/7sFvp745VA

She gets so excited when she gets more people following. I of course as her miserable Dad tell her it doesn't matter what others think, as long as she enjoys drawing...

[David @Hoffmonkey]

@justabdulraouf @BasicAppleGuy Late 2013 still running here!

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@richyphillips @garyseconomics understands...

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@MrJamesMay @RevRichardColes Gurt lush, me babbers.

[Celestial Skeptic 🌍 @Calzeto1_]

My God. Scott Galloway on uncensored leaves Piers Morgan speechless as he brutally ends the career of Elon musk in just a few sentences that perfectly encapsulates everything wrong with the Tesla personality and his ride or die supporters on social media

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@RevRichardColes @MrJamesMay Yes! Where's the "I heartily and gleefully concur!" emoji?

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@MichaelTakeMP Or MaKaren TaKaren GreKaren as I like to call her.

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@ProfKarolSikora If you would care to read the second sentence, I fear you might concur there is an issue. The first sentence is daily fail shite click bait. Do better.

[David @Hoffmonkey]

@Crypto_Ed_NL Nailed it again! You're good at this Ed!

[David @Hoffmonkey]

@HackedOffHugh Credit to that @piersmorgan fellow though. I've heard rumours that he's got an absolutely huge donger. Apparently emanating from somewhere towards the far right of his forehead...