Scott Hogue

i'm a six string socrates.

[Scott Hogue @hogueservations]

Hey @sama looks like you've been posting and reposting a lot today, sure you don't want to take a break?

[Scott Hogue @hogueservations]

@BlackSwanGrp Have you guys seen this game? An AI is going to destroy the world, and you have 10 messages to negotiate with it to change it's mind.

https://t.co/yIHjHXvydw

I would love to see Chris take this on.

[Scott Hogue @hogueservations]

Hey @HP. I was trying to find a number for laptop support. Your site hides it like it's in the witness proection program. The sales number doesn't have that problem.

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Yo @kroger let's chat re: Smyrna TN pharmacy. I wanted to transfer a script, but I am self pay, so I wanted pricing first. Pharm said policy is that you won't reveal pricing until you have the script. Really? Please explain.

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I'm concerned that we are approaching a 1984 type world.
The problem is that half of you think that's a comment based on a dystopian novel, and the other half think it's Van Halen's best album.

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@CAHamer @DaxBahama Of course, you are still a baseball fan.

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Hey @Benaskren if you referred to him as Logan Paul, Jr. then you could hire real cheerleaders to yell things like "there's no way, LPJ."

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@beautiful_halo I ordered 3 concrete lights from you in November. Out of almost 30 lights, the only ones that don't work are yours. There have been over 20 emails back and forth...and you have done nothing.

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The difference between us old men and you young men is that we hire movers and get concealed carry permits.

We are too old to move or fight.

[Scott Hogue @hogueservations]

Tonight for dinner I ate a Totino's pizza and some shrimp. I'm like a raccoon eating out of a trash can.

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The thing that bothers me the most was that there were five words that could have stopped this whole thing.
PUT THE BAT DOWN, DUMBASS!

[Scott Hogue @hogueservations]

@Turbosound I just tried and it told me that I couldn't send you a direct message. I could be having a stupid moment, I will allow for that.:)

[Scott Hogue @hogueservations]

Hey @Turbosound, I have tried to use your automated system for a warranty claim and can't get it to work. Can I get a number to talk to a human, please?

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Man who cook bacon naked end up burning sausage.

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Some people think IOWA is short for "idiots out wandering around." This lady explains why.
https://t.co/G92g6Mfy9w

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Once again, I bought enough candy to give Wilford Brimley's entire family diabeetus and I had fewer trick or treaters than a registered sex offender.

[Scott Hogue @hogueservations]

If you are my age and I hear you blaming violence on video games, I'm gonna ask if you are blaming PacMan for being fat.

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@CubsAaron I was at that show.

[Scott Hogue @hogueservations]

@ghertner I have been providing hospice to my dying father. Your company towed my car from his parking lot this week without warning. He died last Monday. Care to explain?

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The biggest side effect of vaccines is adulthood.