burd app chap

“[He’s] just outstanding.” - NY Times • “Has such a passion for music... and cursing.” - USA Today • “What a mythic bitch.” - Myself • “Great ass.” - Your Dad

[burd app chap @hojack1borseman]

@PicturesFoIder She’s not entitled if she’s asking???

[burd app chap @hojack1borseman]

When is the last time you used your toaster? Go toast some shit!!

[burd app chap @hojack1borseman]

Will today be my last day on Twitter? Mayhaps

[burd app chap @hojack1borseman]

Who the FUCK decided it was unprofessional to wear shorts?? I’m walking around San Antonio rn in 90 degree weather in mf PANTS rn. What the fuck????

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

This is how it feels to be making salmon in your air fryer

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

No let him speak 😭😭😭

[burd app chap @hojack1borseman]

@NicholasPas5 AGREED… but this casting would be amazing

[burd app chap @hojack1borseman]

I feel so bad for Timothée Chalamet, but that casting director had no right to put him in that film 🙈

[burd app chap @hojack1borseman]

Name a better music group than world-renowned vocal ensemble Le Mystere des Voix Bulgares. I’ll wait 🤨😤

[burd app chap @hojack1borseman]

Fuck yeah

[burd app chap @hojack1borseman]

@bunnimoniOW @celesitial Lol sorry I’m so long-winded. I’m interested in what you have to say, though!

[burd app chap @hojack1borseman]

@bunnimoniOW @celesitial Do I think she’s a bad mom? Hell no. She probably just wants the best for her kids, and tired of being inconvenienced by something completely avoidable. But her relationship with her kids might be stronger if she took a calmer approach to teaching her kids the right thing to do.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

PERIODT!

[m’arty @maddiewazowski]

Oppenheimer (2023)