KMJ

Straighten up and fly right.

[KMJ @holachicassss]

.@EDI_Airport just been told that even though our flight is full and ready to go we're being made to wait 2 hours before we can take off - real good impression of Scotland the tourist around us are getting.

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

[KMJ @holachicassss]

@virginmedia honestly baffled by how you have any customers, our installation date has been changed again with no explanation and we are being constantly lied to.

[KMJ @holachicassss]

The #aurora over Prestonpans!

[KMJ @holachicassss]

💔

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

I love Britain, and believe we are the best at many things, but one thing other countries are better at is that they have double-decker trains.

[KMJ @holachicassss]

Those match stats 😍😍😍 #ENGvSCO #AsOne

[KMJ @holachicassss]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #greetin

[Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins]

I’ve been watching men counting aloud for nearly two days now....

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

Perhaps the only joy of sport having no crowd is that you get to hear some really elite-level swearing.

[Felix White @felixwhite]

Test Match Cricket. Always and Forever. 💚💙

[BBC Radio 1 @BBCR1]

“You cannot enjoy the rhythm and ignore the blues”

This is incredibly powerful from @claraamfo on the death of George Floyd, racism and its effect on her own mental health.

[KMJ @holachicassss]

@felixwhite wrist fear is a real thing! I've broken mine twice and sometimes my own wrist freaks me out so much I boak 😂 🤢 also thanks for proving I'm not alone in this like my bf says I am 😂😂 #tailendersoftheworlduniteandtakeover

[John Beattie @JohnRossBeattie]

Emotional #clapforourcarers

[Jack Leach @jackleach1991]

Being boring is boring guys! But if it gets the job done it’s definitely worth it! We are all batting at 11 so let’s not get ahead of ourselves and start playing shots. Defend your stumps. One ball at a time and let Stokes do his thing #StayAtHome

[Amie Ferrier @AmieMalcolm]

Guys please retweet. Our emergency surgical team are working with an ancient wee kettle. We need our daily coffee fix to get us through the Covid-19 pandemic 🦠 #nhsmillion #nhsggc #surgical @NespressoUK

[Girlguiding For Members @GuidingMembers]

It's here! @Girlguiding's Strategy is our plan for today, tomorrow, together.

We asked 50,000 girls, volunteers, staff, parents and partners what they want for our future. This week, we're revealing our shared goals for @Girlguiding.

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[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

It’s been brought to my attention not every single human being has had the privilege of watching this phenomenal German commercial. It deserves a goddamn Oscar imho

[KMJ @holachicassss]

ALLEZ LES BLEUS 🇲🇫🇲🇫🇲🇫🇲🇫🇲🇫🇲🇫

[KMJ @holachicassss]

I can't take this, all these baby animals dying 😭😭😭 #SevenWorldsOnePlanet