Jesse

[Jesse @holdsworth_]

@hannahsandau @SexualGif HAHAHAH this morning was good for me

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

12 year olds on Xbox live

[Jesse @holdsworth_]

@TimHortons your new lids suck. Figure it out

[Jesse @holdsworth_]

I wonder if someone will almost die again this year #gradcamping

[Jesse @holdsworth_]

@WeLoveRobDyrdek @Dylan_495

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"What are your plans tonight?"

Me:

[NHL @NHL]

Sitting around at work waiting for Game 7 to start like... #WSHvsNYI http://t.co/CJWQeNcAj7

[Dave Mackie @ThatsAFactJack9]

Trade the fuckin edler

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Toilets goals

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

If I text or call you after 1 am... ignore it, I'm drunk.

[Boring Sean Monahan @boringmonahan]

I asked the guys during the game if they thought Kevin Bieksa was relevant tonight but they didn't hear me because our fans were too loud.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Most women's G-Spots are located about two inches inside your wallet.

[Vancouver Canucks @Canucks]

Radim Vrbata watching film from Game 3 as #Canucks arrive at the Saddledome.

[Jesse @holdsworth_]

Church is like a hotbox of Rogers arena 👍

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Send your boyfriend booty pics before you go to sleep then watch you wake up to a 5 paragraph goodmorning text in MLA format.