Kevin Holladay

Playwright, actor, director, dog lover, former circus clown & roller derby announcer. Powered by an elaborate system of string and tax deductible fried chicken.

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Petey is a sweet boy who deserves a chance at LIFE! Please share!! https://t.co/RJgQZqOndL

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@tanyaodebra

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Asked the boss of my office job of we were observing Juneteenth on Monday. She asked,"What's that?" When I told her, her response was, "Awww." Were open on Monday. 😡

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@tanyaodebra We watched the whole new season in one run. So fun!

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@bobandtom One of my favorite TV theme songs is Secret Agent Man by Johnny Rivers. 😎

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"My drip has been maximized." (Things you hear when your 13 year of nephew is visiting.)

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@RickN9GSU I was watching this just last week! (Season 1 is streaming on the Roku channel for free!!) I really miss "variety" style shows in general, but this one was so good and full of stars. 🌽🌽

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In this challenging year + , celebrating nostalgia tonight by watching 1999 Billboard and 2001 American Music Awards on YouTube and having the legitimately best time. Thank you, internet. 🖥️📺🎵

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Our 8 year old nephew, napping on the couch as we watch RENT, wakes up as Roger is driving into New Mexico and sweetly asks, "Did he finally pay his rent?" Out of the mouths of babes... ❤️

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@Splanice When a leader"s entire brand is to sow discord and cast doubt, their followers take suit. My boss said "We're going to have to sell our house because we'll be on RUINATION!". They all bought the undercoat from a used car salesman. But time is a very powerful thing. Take it. ❤️

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That feeling when a pen you really like runs out of ink.

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When your entire brand is "cast doubt so you don't notice how sh*tty I actually am", you're gross. Wow. You. Are. Gross.

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Ever want to participate in the democratic process but then feel like you need chicken and multiple cocktails to even withstand seeing certain people say words out loud for 90 minutes and THEN feel actual anxiety knowing you're going to watch this individual for 90 minutes?

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Educational observation: If you find yourself repeatedly saying "I'm fine" out loud to yourself, you are more than likely not fine.

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Bought booze on a Monday because what are days anymore, right! 🍹🍸

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One extension of wearing face covering I didn't think about is not being able to smile at people, which I'm realizing I do quite a lot normally.

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In breaking news, everyone on Earth just now realizing how much they touch their face. 🤮

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Did I take photographs of poo in the first ten minutes of my day as function of my job? Yes. Yes, I did.

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When your loving puppy moment is bombed AF. 🐶❤️😂

#dogsofinstagram #bonoyoudont #couchtime #family #iloveher https://t.co/3eBZre9lxL

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I wish everyone warmth and joy this holiday season. If you're seeing this post, YOU ARE LOVED!! 🎅❤️🎄

#HappyHolidays #Christmas #love #thatsalliwant #merryfringemas @ IndyFringe https://t.co/p0Wuk0pHxn