Pool Boy

[Pool Boy @hollanddaze]

@Jeopardy Bring back @KenJennings now! We all know that @missmayim is a trash host

[Pool Boy @hollanddaze]

Shame on @RalphLauren for only solely carrying stretch chinos. Pathetic.

[Pool Boy @hollanddaze]

@davidchang @momofuku literally paid $35 for the shittiest chicken sandwich ever at the US open. Demand refund horrifically unsatisfied

[Pool Boy @hollanddaze]

My gf has 1 meal/day 😐

[Pool Boy @hollanddaze]

@mta fix the trains now or make the subway free. Why should we pay for this absolute garbage. @elonmusk any ideas??

[Pool Boy @hollanddaze]

@MTA is this your idea of fast easy clean train service? 45 min from Jefferson to lorimer st. Fuck you

[Pool Boy @hollanddaze]

@MTA you should be ashamed at yourself for this absolute shit show that is your Brooklyn train service. Fix it now!

[Pool Boy @hollanddaze]

@elonmusk please come and privatize the NYC @MTA. Shut it down and start over.

[Pool Boy @hollanddaze]

@elonmusk please come and fix the NYC MTA. It's totally fucked. Needs your help...

[Pool Boy @hollanddaze]

Ridley Scott = Diddly Squat

[Pool Boy @hollanddaze]

.15 meters on a good day

[Pool Boy @hollanddaze]

@nobody_stop_me doesn't have @venmo

[Pool Boy @hollanddaze]

UTI SAUCE

[Pool Boy @hollanddaze]

Uncle toms penguin

[Pool Boy @hollanddaze]

Do people still put strings on fans and ac's ??

[Pool Boy @hollanddaze]

Pinot Gwar

[Pool Boy @hollanddaze]

@HANNAH_HUNT_ it's whatever

[Pool Boy @hollanddaze]

"How's it going with your new girl?"
"It's guacamole"

[Pool Boy @hollanddaze]

Sour cream wasted freshman year roommate's favorite condiment

[Pool Boy @hollanddaze]

The #sourdough at @katemantilini provides the best crust explosion