Miss Chanandler Bong

A winning combo of anger & sarcasm. Heavy on the snark (and Friends & Family Guy references). 90s music nerd. Secretly correcting your grammar in my head.

[Miss Chanandler Bong @hollyfufu]

@Lennard_lenn @tmangopchange @kbrock_wnc @RepJeffDuncan I’m more likely to win a Nobel Prize in Physics for my paper detailing how purple unicorns flew out my butt and explained the mysteries of the cosmos via interpretive dance to the “Facts of Life” theme song...
...than I am to ever, EVER like @realDonaldTrump.
#ThatsSpecific

[Miss Chanandler Bong @hollyfufu]

@ThatEricAlper Beans

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@ThatEricAlper Oasis - Don’t Look Back in Anger

[Miss Chanandler Bong @hollyfufu]

@PODS It's super easy to purge with PODS! They'll take your container full of your stuff and not deliver it to you! Extra space, you betcha!!! It's a regular space-fest!!!

[Miss Chanandler Bong @hollyfufu]

@PODS Also at PODS, they'll cancel your delivery date multiple times for no reason leaving you without your stuff in a new city! Huzzah! Their goal: 5 💫! Their reality: 💩!

[Miss Chanandler Bong @hollyfufu]

@PODS @netflix So true! You’ll definitely have more space when PODS cancels your delivery date multiple times for no reason at all, and you’re left with an empty apartment! It's a regular space-fest!

[Miss Chanandler Bong @hollyfufu]

@PODS I know where to start! Hire ANY MOVING COMPANY OTHER THAN PODS!!!!!!

[Miss Chanandler Bong @hollyfufu]

@PODS DO NOT USE PODS!! They will cancel your delivery for NO REASON and not provide you with any answers while they blame “logistics”. Supervisors will lie to you even after waiting in hold for 2 hours to speak to one, and you'll be given the runaround for days to weeks on end.

[Miss Chanandler Bong @hollyfufu]

@PODS DO NOT USE PODS unless you want them to hold your container hostage even though you've already paid them over $2k while they simply continue to cancel your delivery, leaving you stranded without a bed to sleep on or clothes to wear in a new city.

[Miss Chanandler Bong @hollyfufu]

@PODS DO NOT USE PODS!! They will lie to you and give you the runaround for weeks, leaving you stressed and out of more money!!! I start a new job next week in a new city and they have canceled my delivery twice for no reason! I can't get anyone to provide answers and I need my stuff!

[Miss Chanandler Bong @hollyfufu]

@PODS I've spoken to no less than half a dozen “moving specialists” and have been lied on record 4 times. I've also spoken to 2 different supervisors and also been lied to both times. You're probably just someone else who will lie to me.

[Miss Chanandler Bong @hollyfufu]

@vinylsol @RealChrisSays The butt puckers to think about it. **pun intended** 🤣

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HAPPY FESTIVUS!

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@RealChrisSays 4 hot, 1 cold, and 1 Red Bull. I’m immune to caffeine, apparently.

[Miss Chanandler Bong @hollyfufu]

@RushmoreLists @FaganKara It’s in my top 5 all-time favs.

[Miss Chanandler Bong @hollyfufu]

@ThatEricAlper “Irregardless” is not a word. And if you use it in my presence,

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@ThatEricAlper

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@ZeeRealDave @ThatEricAlper Those were good, but these were the bomb…