Holly Barber

pretty chill | crossword puzzles | cats

[Holly Barber @hollyjbarber]

I do all things through bagels who strengthen me

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#DUUUVAL

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AT WHAT AGE does one get good at wrapping presents?

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The Tannehills Have Eyes
Kareem of the Karop
Pop, Drop, & Lockett

[Holly Barber @hollyjbarber]

Call me, beep me, if you want punny #fantasyfootball team names. Some highlights:
•Knockin’ on Evans’ Door
•The Ingram Toenails
•Around the World in Brady Days
•Russells Sprouts
•Keenan & Kelce (this one rode me all the way to 5th

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#Railbird where the main & most accessible source of lifeblood/sustenance is the music #failbird

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“Everyone knows I’m more Enya than you” - Andrew LOL

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I’ve reached the age where @Teva are my only feasible option #thisis30

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I do have words. And an overwhelming appreciation for all artists who address mental health issues & conundrums. And for those who use their stage to push for acceptance and kindness, because life really ain’t easy for anyone

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👏👏 I don’t even have words.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Cudi!!!

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Cudi!!!

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Cat Peach is a vibe

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My two greatest flaws? Melting into a hot puddle of failure any time I try to curl my hair, and never knowing how much (raw) pasta is needed per guest

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Showering is an obligation... until you’re high 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Turns out, being nice is a flaw

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Wondering if I should just be meaner to people 🤔

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Wondering if I should just be meaner to people 🤔

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Not sure how we’ll explain to future generations that Americans could have put a single piece of cloth in front of their wet fucking mouths and prevented a World War 2 amount of death, and they just didn't

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Remember when being nice wasn’t just a nicety

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You got a problem with J Lo, you got a problem with me

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@thejustinbarber I know you’re wearing chucks but do you have your pearls on?

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

No garbage collection today—because it’s MLK Day and because, this week, America’s taking out the trash on Wednesday.

[Holly Barber @hollyjbarber]

30 years old and still completely blown away by the menstrual cycle 🤯 how are men not the inferiors based on this alone