Holly

Just a girl whose life somehow turned into a soap opera trying to make it in the world

[Holly @hollyjean97]

I have such an unhealthy obsession with mittens. It's fine though. I think I've HANDled it.

[Holly @hollyjean97]

@JoshAllenQB

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I can never agree with myself on how to fold towels

[Holly @hollyjean97]

Me 2 weeks of every month: maaaan FUCK being a woman 😡🖕🏻*
Me the other 2 weeks of every month: being a woman is so magical and powerful 😌💪🏻💐

*excludes being drunk in a women’s restroom

[Holly @hollyjean97]

You should be able to invoice the people you talk about in therapy

[Holly @hollyjean97]

@fairlysam

[James @CaucasianJames]

happy birthday to everyone that’s celebrating one today. on a monday though which stinks. then next year’s will be on a tuesday. fuck. that blows. anyways hope it’s a good one

[Holly @hollyjean97]

Staple remover: 🚫
Staple Taker Outer: ✅

[Holly @hollyjean97]

Subway really do be hittin’ different during a major depressive episode #iykyk

[Holly @hollyjean97]

I hate wearing shorts because my legs are pasty because I hate wearing shorts

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

I’m still waiting for someone to explain to me why anyone actually needs an AR-15.

[Natasha ❀ @ndelriego]

This thread will be dedicated to the victims of the mass shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

As a parent, my heart is broken seeing these faces and their ages.

My condolences to their families during this difficult time 🙏🏻

Xavier Lopez, 10. He was a 4th grader at Robb Elementary.

[Holly @hollyjean97]

It’s not HARD to be a decent human but sometimes it can be exhausting. Like I will always take being exhausted over being shitty but I’m just saying that some days, I get it y’know?

[Holly @hollyjean97]

I wish I was one of those blessed women who can do literally anything with nails on but, alas, I am not. I’m just asking random people off the street to help me with tasks like “please open this lock box for me so I can be pretty over here 💅”

[Holly @hollyjean97]

I love food days at work because where else can you socially acceptably eat a ham and pickle roll up before 8 in the morning?

[Holly @hollyjean97]

@fairlysam What about having a headache so bad you also get a tummy ache? Or Vice verse?

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@MatthewMatysik “Do not be afraid I am with you”

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@_SophiaLy I’m so glad I’m the one that comes to mind when you see something like this 🤗

[Holly @hollyjean97]

Love my opening credits theme. Spotify just gets me 💁‍♀️

[Holly @hollyjean97]

@ashhleyyyann11 Learning who your real friends are is hard sometimes but so so worth it when you realize you have less toxicity in your life 🥰 proud of you 💪🏻

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Y’all know I speak very highly of @KwikTrip but today I was called a bitch by one of the cashiers for literally no reason 😔 I’ve never been called that before in my life - at least not to my face. Very disappointed customer. Her name was actually Karen

[Holly @hollyjean97]

@MatthewMatysik That was the best church song 😭😭