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[HollyDavidson @hollyrwolf]

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[HollyDavidson @hollyrwolf]

Any body else as a kid think salt and pepper cancelled each other out? Like if you add too much salt just add more pepper, and then end up with food that tastes like a fax machine sounds?

[HollyDavidson @hollyrwolf]

#TAMUGRAD

[HollyDavidson @hollyrwolf]

My least favorite thing about working with my husband:

All the crazy facts that he would tell everybody (that I had told him) would come back to me in the form of “your husband knows so much” and “he’s the king of random” but if I said it, “oh are you sure”

[HollyDavidson @hollyrwolf]

Stock markets: Fuck around
Millennials with a computer: Find out

[HollyDavidson @hollyrwolf]

@samfranann I don’t like bananas but I think this is great. Def give a try.

[HollyDavidson @hollyrwolf]

If this theory were correct we wouldn’t exist. Don’t know if I am to be grateful or pissed that “patient 0” (the one who didn’t orgasm to ovulate) went ahead and kept the balls rolling

[HollyDavidson @hollyrwolf]

My son pronounces the “a” in war the same as the “a” in bar and when I corrected him he asked why? I absolutely have no good answer, and now I am at waar with myself.

[HollyDavidson @hollyrwolf]

This was supposed to be funny but unless you open it, it’s just inspirational lol

[HollyDavidson @hollyrwolf]

Rhubarb is a weed that taste like poison quit trying to make it into something with strawberries...there I said it

[HollyDavidson @hollyrwolf]

I feel attacked

[Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective]

Insomnia’s weird. It’s like “You wanna get some nice, comfy sleep or read every single bit of IMDb trivia for Back to the Future III?”

[HollyDavidson @hollyrwolf]

My ideal couch is a lifted pad of cushions in a block C shape, made of stain proof fabric that I can lose myself but not my remote.

Is that too much to ask?

[HollyDavidson @hollyrwolf]

One of my favorite ways to pass the time while waiting on a 3 hour 100 KBPS download the is to google @starlink launch projections. 😳

[Deena Lang @itsdeenalang]

Just had to rewash the same load of laundry four times in a row cause I kept forgetting about it

Who is the idiot that signed off on me being allowed to have a kid?

[Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer]

Motherhood changes you from the heroine of your own novel to the maidservant of a very needy protagonist.

[HollyDavidson @hollyrwolf]

I just want to make it known if I ever die at the hands of a wild animal, it’s my own fault and it probably warned me several times.

[HollyDavidson @hollyrwolf]

*Women’s body’s and livelihoods when having children* - PROFOUND (you could die)

*Men’s body’s and livelihoods when having children* - Meh depends (will never die)

Our lives depend on the ability to choose (that doesn’t make it an easy choice)

[HollyDavidson @hollyrwolf]

@joshchleo and you do it so calmly, like I get done buttering my bread and look over to find you’ve peacefully eaten a whole chicken. How is it even possible

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

Are you the person in your relationship who eats too fast or are you the person who criticizes the person who eats too fast?