Tim Holmes

[Tim Holmes @holmestm]

@fesshole Never

[Tim Holmes @holmestm]

@GNRailUK Quite happy to take the risk, I have a suitable light on my phone. Please give us the option.

[Tim Holmes @holmestm]

@fesshole I’m entitled to one from next month. Didn’t realise it would be such a turn on.

[Tim Holmes @holmestm]

@PaulImeson2 @NoContextHumans I just checked my dictionary and the word gullible has been removed

[Tim Holmes @holmestm]

@NoContextHumans But never has 8 letters

[Tim Holmes @holmestm]

@M6tollRoad stopped northbound - trespasser on the carriageway

[Tim Holmes @holmestm]

@watsoncomedian Bells are for wimps. Whispering ‘next stop please’ whilst standing next to the driver is cooler. Even better is chancing a ‘could I just jump off here’ for an unscheduled, personalised stop.

[Tim Holmes @holmestm]

@NoContextHumans Depends on the markup on the €70 stock component. Only lost cost + overheads. That’s how insurance would see it.

[Tim Holmes @holmestm]

@mcrstuart @fesshole He said have you washed your hands and she replied shush…

[Tim Holmes @holmestm]

@historyinmemes Pink Floyd with Rick Wright and Roger Waters. Managed to catch ELP, Yes & Genesis but not these guys.

[Tim Holmes @holmestm]

@AFrayedKnot8 Is that a rule or a hint?

[Tim Holmes @holmestm]

Why isn’t #plusword #443 not FEVER?

[Tim Holmes @holmestm]

@ArchRose90 Give up. I kept scrolling but couldn’t see anyone talking about the underlying issue of climate change. We’re all doomed.

[Tim Holmes @holmestm]

@fesshole Sounds like you found the punch line to that Vitas Gerulaitis joke from the 70s.

[Tim Holmes @holmestm]

@InternetH0F The cat every time

[Tim Holmes @holmestm]

@round_boxing @dripgworl @whitmorejon991 @fesshole On the contrary I find a bit of localised bloating helps a lot

[Ed MB @EdMBNL]

Digworthy would be my 1970s hip-hop stage name.

[Tim Holmes @holmestm]

@fesshole Only cure is new puppy/kitten or both. On 5th&6th dog and 2nd cat. Dogs are now 12 years old and expect it won’t be long before #7. Best friends forever.

[Tim Holmes @holmestm]

@theJeremyVine This is exactly where I would stand if I wanted to cross but not interrupt the flow of cyclists

[Tim Holmes @holmestm]

@TUIUK my wife’s cruise in Jamaica ruined after having items stolen by crew from her locked cabin - no compensation or insurance claim sufficient. Just won’t return.