chlo 🐀

no disco, just panic

[chlo 🐀 @holoitzchlo]

Who cares about being heather, I wanna be stacys mom

[chlo 🐀 @holoitzchlo]

I know way too many women who I absolutely adore who married men that I just look at like:

[chlo 🐀 @holoitzchlo]

Either I feel like a potato that’s sat in the back of a musty cabinet for 6 months or I genuinely think I’m the hottest person on this planet there is literally no in between

[chlo 🐀 @holoitzchlo]

Hey google, HOW DO I DEAL WITH DIFFICULT PEOPLE????

[chlo 🐀 @holoitzchlo]

Anyways sorry for not texting back sooner, I was just busy sobbing about how nothing in my life ever goes right 🥰

[chlo 🐀 @holoitzchlo]

Does anyone know if amazon carries my will to live with prime

[ig: @yagirlaley👩🏾‍💻 @yagirlaley]

dating in 2020

[chlo 🐀 @holoitzchlo]

It’s 2am and I feel ready to have my breakfast and drink coffee and start my day I am not okay

[chlo 🐀 @holoitzchlo]

My favorite thing to do before I go to sleep at night is somehow go down a rabbit hole on tik tok of cute couple videos and then make myself sad and then cry myself to sleep 🥰🥰

[chlo 🐀 @holoitzchlo]

Kids coming into their parents room to tell them they just threw up like:

[chlo 🐀 @holoitzchlo]

@thereal_cjz It feels like you’re always in the RR

[chlo 🐀 @holoitzchlo]

@aracely_iab

[chlo 🐀 @holoitzchlo]

Avocados literally tastes like chewed up grass and if it’s not made into guacamole I don’t want any part of it

[chlo 🐀 @holoitzchlo]

@aracely_iab

[chlo 🐀 @holoitzchlo]

@aracely_iab Oop 👀🔥

[Phil Smith @PhilSmithy2500]

"You are what you eat"
Well I do enjoy eating potatoes...

[chlo 🐀 @holoitzchlo]

Gonna watch 500 Days of Summer and cry later who wants to join

[chlo 🐀 @holoitzchlo]

I love this man

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

gourd boy shout out to long walks with Joseph Gourd-Levitt

[chlo 🐀 @holoitzchlo]

Instagram reels is annoying cuz it’s like tik tok but it’s built into Instagram so one second I’m scrolling through my cousins family photos and before I know it I’m watching people make Barbie dolls into phineas and ferb characters

[chlo 🐀 @holoitzchlo]

@JorgeG_64 Heck yes

[chlo 🐀 @holoitzchlo]

Ya ever just wanna take a cute little vacation to somewhere like Canada 😄 Maybe get a cute little house there 😄 Maybe change your name and invent a cute little alias 😄