Being a parent is wild cuz you’ll spend a whole Sunday convincing kids that the bop “like a g6” is “like a cheese stick” so they will accept you and will have the “dance party of their dreams”
#parenting#likeacheesestick
This morning a t work, a client came in a stereotypical wolf shirt, but the wolf had clown makeup on.
And I can’t figure if there was deeper meaning, of like alpha males are a joke?
Or we just like clowns so much that even in wolf form they’re cool.
#joelthoughts
At the airport waiting for my flight
“Hey you bought a beer you can get a shot for half price”
I mean alright I guess, even airport laws are built different here.
#onlyinvegas
Olivia tonight at the dinner table
“There’s too much pepper on these noodles they’re too spicy!”
Olivia at the international grocer earlier
*takes a spicy tempura shrimp chip from a worker*
“Wow these are delicious dad!”
Make it make sense. #parentlife#daddaughter