How can you NOT believe in God when octopuses dream and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little skin pocket and cows have best friends and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through dancing and they have regional dialects?
Cats are purring at frequencies associated with bone healing? Forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing flowers? Dolphins literally invent names for themselves and yell them across the ocean? Penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the perfect rock to give their partner?
CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD. I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS.
Goats have accents. Rats laugh when you tickle them. Elephants mourn their dead. Whales make songs and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new song.
Monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place they have never been.
Sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an ocean that they have never seen, disappear into it for like 3 decades and then somehow come back to the same beach they hatched on.
Birds can see colors that we humans can’t see. There are colors out there right now that we don’t even get to know about.
There are sea slugs that eat algae and use the chloroplast/chlorophyll and then are just like…photosynthesizing. And they’re super adorable.
There are mushrooms communicating underground. There are seeds sitting in the dirt for decades like “no actually I will wait. It’s fine.”
Squirrels plant trees because they forget where they put their snacks. Relatable.
A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG THAT IT CREATES ITSELF AND DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC GOO AND REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND THEN LEAVES. WHY IS THIS NOT MORE BEAUTIFULLY TERRIFYING TO PEOPLE??
And you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a huge tree? It just has a blueprint inside itself?
Your body started as ONE CELL.
ONE.
And that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on electricity without you even asking it to?
The iron in our blood was made inside a star??
We are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of fire and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live?
We’re supposed to act like this is all just a random, accidental sequence of events?
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Arrests were just made in a high-profile sex trafficking ring that involved government contractors, professors, military officers, executives at pharmaceutical companies and more
This trafficking ring was operating in apartment complexes in Cambridge, Dedham, and Watertown, Massachusetts as well as Virginia.
"They are doctors, they are lawyers, they're accountants, they are executives at high-tech companies, pharmaceutical companies, they're military officers, government contractors, professors, scientists," Levy said of the brothels' customers.
"Pick a profession, they're probably represented in this case."
🚨BREAKING: Vice President JD Vance just announced that Kelly Loeffler is permanently SUSPENDING 870,000 people who defrauded the government. They are banned from ever getting another federal loan.
"People who decided to steal from the American taxpayer, steal money that was supposed to go to small businesses and American workers."
"We're going to make it impossible for them to get loans from the federal government."
More common sense coming from the anti-fraud task force: If you STEAL, you should NEVER be permitted to receive federal money again.
This is low even for Andrew and Rachel Wilson. I see his “my son was killed” video is making the rounds and he’s feeding on people’s empathy. Not on my watch.
This is the actual story of “his” dead son. It’s very important to publicly call out this wicked manipulation. Unaware People fall for these spells and get really really harmed from it.
President Donald Trump on Wednesday signed a proclamation to temporarily increase the quantity of lean beef trimmings that are imported, according to the White House. https://t.co/7oLHBb2rFF
BILL CLINTON & THE AF-1 FLIGHT ATTENDANT
This one truly IS “Dereliction of Duty.”
We were returning late one night from a long trip to Europe on AF-1, landed at Andrews, and helicoptered on Marine One to the White House. We landed on the South Lawn at about midnight and, after ensuring the president was on his way to his residence upstairs, I headed to my bedroom in the East Wing.
Shortly thereafter, my phone rang and it was the AF-1 presidential pilot. “Buzz, we have a problem,” he said. Oh shit,” I thought.
Apparently, Clinton had cornered a female AF-1 steward in the galley and molested her. She was young, a staff sergeant, and married with children. I knew her, liked her, and she was super sweet. Now, she was in tears. I asked the pilot what she wanted. He told me that she didn’t want to be another “bimbo,” she wanted to remain in the Air Force and be promotable. All she wanted was an apology.
In my new world of Monica Lewinsky, Paula Jones, and Kathleen Willey, this wasn’t surprising to me. It was, however terribly disappointing and sad.
So, that morning, as a young major, I had to walk to the Oval Office and tell the commander-in-chief that he needed to apologize to the young lady. I’ve been shot at with hot metal but this was the toughest day in my professional life. I remember on my way to talk with him thinking “I didn’t sign up for this shit.”
Two weeks later, we got the two together onboard AF-1 in the president’s office and he offered a very uncontrite “half apology.” He didn’t care. I was there.
If anybody in the military had done that it would’ve been jail, expulsion, or both. It would’ve been Fort Leavenworth. But not for this president, not for this man. It was just another day. Yet another in my experiences working for a man with absolutely no integrity and no moral fiber.
🚨 DEVELOPING – Rabbi Shmuley calls for Israel to kill Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens. Incitement to murder is a crime. He’s surely going to get arrested, right, @FBIDirectorKash? RIGHT?
I am in tears. First Lady Melania & President Trump announced they have secured MILLIONS for Foster Care kids to obtain scholarships to go to College
God Bless Melania Trump 🙏
🚨BREAKING: This is Mervin Raudabaugh, an American farmer who turned down $15M to build a data center on his land. Instead, he sold it for $2M to a farmland trust to protect it as agricultural land forever.
“I picked that beautiful flag up off that ground.”
Marine veteran and double amputee Tony Mullis stopped on a Georgia highway after spotting a U.S. flag on the ground beside the busy interstate.
Mullis, who lost both legs after an explosion during his second tour in Afghanistan, got out of his SUV to retrieve the flag.
He said seeing the flag on the ground “broke my heart” because it reminded him of those who sacrificed for the country.
🚨 HEARTBREAKING HORROR 🚨
DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin just exposed the pure evil: Innocent children trafficked across the open border were RAPED 600 TO 700 TIMES — locked in rooms, forced to service monsters day after day.
THEY ARE BABIES. THEY DON’T DESERVE THIS. NO CHILD DOES.
“We found 146,000 kids so far… but nearly 300,000 are STILL MISSING.”
I don’t care if you’re liberal, conservative, or anywhere in between — if you can’t stand up and scream SAVE OUR CHILDREN, who the hell are you?!
This is not politics. This is a national emergency. These kids are suffering in the shadows while too many look away.
ENOUGH. Share this. Demand action. Demand every missing child be found. Demand justice for the innocent.
#SaveTheChildren #ProtectOurKids #EndTheHorror
Repost if you have a soul. These babies need us NOW. 💔🙏
🚨 AMERICANS ARE LOSING IT AFTER SEEING TUCKER CARLSON FILL AN ENTIRE GROCERY CART IN RUSSIA FOR $104
In a resurfaced video, Tucker Carlson walked into a Russian grocery store and filled an entire cart with what he said a family of four would buy for a week.
Fresh bread.
Coffee.
Cookies.
Cheese.
Wine.
Even familiar Western brands like Snickers and Twix.
Tucker says they weren't hunting for bargains or carefully checking prices. They simply threw in what they would actually eat.
Before checking out, Tucker and his crew guessed what a similar haul would cost them back home in America.
Their estimate?
Around $400.
Then the Russian total appeared.
$104.
Tucker said he went from being amused to “legitimately angry.”
Meanwhile, viral videos in America have shown expensive cuts of meat secured with anti-theft devices at Walmart with some steaks priced around $45.
When was the last time YOU walked out of an American grocery store with an entire cart for $104?