Matt Holt Comedy

Comedian, Writer, Host, Performer, All-Around Good Guy

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Jesus was a Carpenter, but he didn't write any of their big hits. #rainydaysandmondays

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@DonaldJTrumpJr It must be exhausting to be as much of a prick as you are.

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This week on American Insurrection Warrior on Fox!

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@realDonaldTrump You’re just really fucking stupid. It’s frightening how a grown man, who grew up with every resource at his disposal could navigate over 70 years and remain such an ignorant fool

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@FunnyStop @CompoundAmerica @LandauDave @TheCumiaShow @BrentTerhune I’m ready to come back to the funny stop!

[The Anthony Cumia Show @TheCumiaShow]

Starting NOW: @TheCumiaShow w/ @LandauDave

Guest: @holtcomedy @BrentTerhune

Watch it LIVE: https://t.co/g7clpZqydF

[Compound Media @CompoundAmerica]

Starting NOW: @TheCumiaShow w/ @LandauDave

Guests: @holtcomedy
@BrentTerhune

Watch it LIVE: https://t.co/SRSL5J4ekq

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@hotpotato01 @LandauDave @comednDRichards @IamMikeBall @BobTheSuit @Rossmac212 @TimTrueheart @TMurray06 @RealBenBailey @OhMikeGeeter @AliNotAlli @levy_sir @NickDiPaolo Thank you!

[Steve Schmidt @SteveSchmidtSES]

It’s time to start practicing these words. “Madam Vice President”

[People for Bernie @People4Bernie]

@realDonaldTrump @Varneyco @FoxBusiness this you?

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@realDonaldTrump What a fucking dickbag this guy is.

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@EricTrump When’s the last time your father paid his fair share of federal income tax and wasn’t a huge piece of garbage?

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Oceanside, please!

[Jim Irsay @JimIrsay]

ANOTHER DOWNTOWN RESTAURANT ECONOMIC STIMULUS CONTEST- 80 winners, $250 certificates. Rules: Re-tweet w/name of your preferred Indy downtown restaurant. And you MUST follow my twitter account. Go downtown, visit @IndianapolisZoo or a museum, and stuff your face! #GoColts @IndyDT

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Billy Brooks! Mamma Carolla’s please!

[Jim Irsay @JimIrsay]

"INDIANA RESTAURANT ECONOMIC STIMULUS" contest! 80 winners, $250 certificate to INDIANA restaurant of your choice. Name the Colt who left the team as the #2 all-time franchise leader--at the time-- in receptions. And no, I don't mean @ReggieWayne_17! Must re-tweet and follow me

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Now available for purchase!

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Now available for purchase

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Now available!

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These are available now

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These are also now available!

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These are currently available for purchase!