Holy-Hydro

I am a mechanic, aircraft/ auto Master of fixing stuff, AKA mind-mechanic, PTSD professional. Author, all around dickhead (AFVET). Dark/gallows humor.

[Holy-Hydro @holy_hydro]

My fine Sir,,he has a fleet of Aircraft. He used to do dog fight training also.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

Think about this. The Director of NASA has his own MiG and his own T-38. And he flies them!

What a stud. I have a huge chub. That’s effing toxic masculinity. 🤣😎🔥

[Holy-Hydro @holy_hydro]

Soup very very hot soup...

[Christopher Wipper @SGTWipper1Each]

Most people have no idea what's going on here.

[Holy-Hydro @holy_hydro]

@HLC_actual , you might wanna check on Ray-Ray...

[TonytheTiger57 @TonytheTiger57]

😎

[Holy-Hydro @holy_hydro]

@zacharyebell, The true man with a sign,,would 1000% agree.

[Saltyandy 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @BialkoAndrew68]

They absolutely do

[Holy-Hydro @holy_hydro]

Ill be the cameraman,,you three obvious gay men doing a porn. Ill throw the lube and or a towel in when needed...union rules.

[OverservedPodcast @Overserved_Pod]

@AngryCops @kingpixmedia Wait... if "a couple" means two, then which of you three isn't a bro?

[Holy-Hydro @holy_hydro]

@BialkoAndrew68 Ah, yes,,,,power washing the undies..

[Holy-Hydro @holy_hydro]

@24tog Yes,,,absolutely,,,yes

[Holy-Hydro @holy_hydro]

I am over 50 and they threw me outta the docs office. I kept scheduling prostate exams. They asked why? I wanted them to install grease fittings because the Military kept screwing me.

[Larry Lee @lblee58]

I guess Docs will be passing testosterone supplements and ibuprofen to all the senior NCOs. Plus reminding them to hydrate and change their socks.

[Holy-Hydro @holy_hydro]

I work 4 a mil unit that has a,work order in 4 six mons to fix the sh!tters. One tiolet literally power washes the turd 3 times and doesbt go down. Hold the lever like a torpedo tube launcher,,then it goes.

[Holy-Hydro @holy_hydro]

Dont these idiots ever learn?

[Habitual Linecrosser @HLC_actual]

@jewishbyrace @Sho_Unsub @patriottakes You about to get bullied off the internet for coming at sho. Best of luck

[Holy-Hydro @holy_hydro]

With a good 3D printer,,some jackass would try to fix somethings, that should be fixed with good old steel.

[Frank Brown @FrankBr05713205]

As a veteran automotive technician, I think it’s an outrage and so wrong that a 50K plus vehicle would have a plastic engine oil pan and drain plug! And also plastic transmission pan, valve covers, intake manifold, control arms and so on. About 50 percent of many of today’s vehicles are plastic. Plastic warps, gets brittle and cracks with age and is easily damaged.

[Holy-Hydro @holy_hydro]

Who has the pleasure of being wacked by that damn thing..

[Frank Brown @FrankBr05713205]

Who has had the pleasure of replacing points and condenser in a distributor? And did you use a feelers gauge or matchbook cover to set the point gap?

[Holy-Hydro @holy_hydro]

Itsa 88 Magnum..

[Miles Commodore @miles_commodore]

This movie never gets mentioned among the best comedies, but I think it’s underrated.

[Holy-Hydro @holy_hydro]

Fuck

[🇺🇸 Jingo 🇺🇸 @Jingoman111]

💯🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 FUCK NO! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💯

[Holy-Hydro @holy_hydro]

I am here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and,,,,I am all outta bubble gum

[Byl Holte @SirBylHolte]

The 10 Greatest Movie Catchphrases Of All Time:

1. It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

2. I’m your huckleberry.

3. Get away from her you bitch!

4. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

5. Here’s looking at you, kid.

6. We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

7. Say hello to my little friend!

8. You can’t handle the truth!

9. Houston, we have a problem.

10. May the Force be with you.

What are your favorites?

[Holy-Hydro @holy_hydro]

It happen before,dude who dead lifted the front our 1st Shirts car an she seen him without his shirt on. My single first shirt standing next to me*Jesus, hes cut*, Yes maam, he failed the PT for waist/neck measurements. She sent him for a body fat test, 1.2%.

[SNAFU @SNAFU_Sara]

The crazy thing about this new Ht/Wt thing is some of the most athletic, fit men I know are never going to be able to pass this.

[Holy-Hydro @holy_hydro]

Congratulations Brandon!

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

It was a major honor to be deputized at the Alamo by Loving County Sheriff David Landersman.

It’s symbolic of my commitment to support the needs of Texas law enforcement, as well as shining a light on the needs of rural counties across West Texas.

I am forever grateful 🇺🇸
#TX23

[Holy-Hydro @holy_hydro]

The darkest, deepest, sharpest, perverted, outlandish...humor on the planet.

[Christopher Wipper @SGTWipper1Each]

What’s a skill the military gave you that civilians don’t appreciate?

[Holy-Hydro @holy_hydro]

Happy 4th to My family, to my countrymen, to my followers who laugh at my continued failed attempt at humor, lol. I hope every is safe and I pray for sound heart mind and soul. Bless everyone and this country.

[Holy-Hydro @holy_hydro]

SALUTE! To Wayne and to Fitch,,two men that will not see Americas 250th. They decided to join the 22 a day club. I miss you guys, still pissed too.