simon

play the guitar in a band called histrionic. i got my hands in my pockets and i’m waiting for the day to come. 🥀

[simon @holymaters]

everyone should be my friend because i am a cool dude

[simon @holymaters]

@thefunktionn fillmore...

[simon @holymaters]

@connerhea he is an omega bum

[simon @holymaters]

ive hit the unfollow button on quite a number of central catholic vikings this evening

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

[simon @holymaters]

everyone involved in making this should simply kill themselves

[IndieWire @IndieWire]

The lost 43 minutes of Orson Welles‘ 1942 film “The Magnificent Ambersons” is the holy grail of cinema. Well, an AI company is stepping in to help: https://t.co/RdGnU7dp5t

[simon @holymaters]

basically the tennis was so awesome

[simon @holymaters]

we’ve got jpeg sabalenka. we’ve got the buccos. we’ve got the football. it’s sports time

[simon @holymaters]

we’ve got jpeg sabalenka. we’ve got the buccos. we’ve got the football. it’s sports time

[simon @holymaters]

@joanie_hanover yuh

[simon @holymaters]

tire place just told me they can’t fix my tire because no one who works there can drive stick. what is going on

[simon @holymaters]

@Plankfan what is it made out of

[simon @holymaters]

@crustpunkqueen they keep having it

[simon @holymaters]

chess after dark

[simon @holymaters]

@cheaperby12film it’s a gambit

[simon @holymaters]

took until the second class of grad school for a professor to make a 10 minute speech making excuses for AI usage 🙂

[simon @holymaters]

@npc210 @AlexJStumpf weather. southern teams host nearly every opening day because it will be warm.

[simon @holymaters]

@gta4moneyglitch i have literally the perfect song for you to listen to

[simon @holymaters]

@joanie_hanover i have a fantasy football draft to be at 😓

[simon @holymaters]

@joanie_hanover FUCK

[simon @holymaters]

@kevin__fm it’s kevin time