Cristina in her wedding era

And if I get burned, at least we were electrified. She/Her ~ Really bad at scrabble 🏳️‍🌈

[JASON 🪩 @jeizuuu]

quando me dizem que a technicolor parou de ser usada nos anos 50 mas eu sei que ela foi usada na produção de high school musical 2

[issy wee woo 🌸 @songbvrd]

I’m convinced Tom holland has so many haters bc his sheer existence disproves all of the red pill bullshit they peddle. Like yeah, he’s a 5’8 ballerina who got his start on Broadway, speaks openly about addiction and mental health, treats all the women around him respectfully etc

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

I've seen the sluttiest minds of my generation struck down by a barn wedding at 23

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

NEW 🚨 The smirking woman from the 2008 Galaxy advert who'd hunt down the bar of chocolate from a dusty box under her bed before eating one chunk has signed up for this year's #Strictly

[Rob @jezfrompeepshow]

sometimes i feel like robbie williams when he left take that and got fat for like a year

[Terrell 🇯🇲 @offblackterrell]

Went to M&S and didn’t buy cookies

[Lunens @Lunens__]

I am sick and tired of hearing about pensioners. People who work, earn and pay the tax that pays for all of this need to be incentivised to produce and earn more. Without them, the whole system collapses. This obsession with geriatrics in UK politics has to stop.

[Fransesca ✨ @kbeckssinatra]

Anne Hathaway was some teenage girl they picked to star opposite Julie Andrews in a teen flick and she turned out to be one of the greatest actresses of her generation like that’s my GOAT fr

[十筆斎 @jissunboshi96]

パスタにタバスコをかけすぎたアザラシを描きました。

[nick 🏳️‍🌈 @Arsenicktw]

give her the keys to marvel hq im so serious

[. @playboicurrryy]

"I wonder what could go with my coffee.."

a lightly powdered pastry:

[Cristina in her wedding era @holyorangebottl]

Supergirl is literally so good?!!! Ignore the incels go see it ladies xoxo

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

The reason Taylor Swift elicits such visceral hatred is because she brings joy to women and girls.

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

Taylor Swift is such a dork (complimentary) for the JUST&T MARRIED billboards outside Madison Square Garden.

J hope she had the cringey millennial fairytale wedding of her dreams and Travis Kelce said yes to every cat pun.

[sarah 🫶🏻 @sarahisinspace]

is this how our mothers felt when princess diana got married or what

[yasmine @f4cksake]

Hello someone on the Holland & Barrett website has been using deodorant as toothpaste

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I saw a post on Reddit that said that “The underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.” And I don’t think I’ve ever seen AI described so incisively.

[marcus @marcusyul]

> la IA contaba mal el inventario en Starbucks

> Microsoft bloqueó claude code para sus propios ingenieros

> Uber no encuentra el ROI después de gastar miles de millones en IA

3 derrotas de la IA esta semana en el sector laboral.

WE ARE SO BACK

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5,000 years.

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

remember everytime you use ai , you’re taking away his water