Riley Andrews

rejected mascot of lucky charms
he/him

[Riley Andrews @holyrible]

stop asking if i can see that the river is green.

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

TFW you treat your moderate to severe ulcerative colitis with Rinvoq

[Riley Andrews @holyrible]

I think it’s time to admit that when singing the national anthem that long ≠ good

[Riley Andrews @holyrible]

You never meet a “Rodney” anymore and, speaking freely, that may be for the best

[Riley Andrews @holyrible]

Semester is finally over but the last test felt so bad that I can’t even relax

[Riley Andrews @holyrible]

If there’s one thing a non profit is going to do it’s analogize itself to a tree

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

If you know anything about dolphins (anything not fed to you by Big Dolphin PR), the sight of 1500 of those sick demons in formation isn’t filling you with a sense of ✨wonder at nature’s magic✨ Oh no you’re locking the damn DOORS

[Riley Andrews @holyrible]

I hate how much of a lightweight law school has made me. Like I was never famous for being able to handle alcohol but law school made it worse.

[Riley Andrews @holyrible]

goddamnit i dressed like this today FUCK

[Riley Andrews @holyrible]

I don’t know if I can work in the suburbs bc then it becomes too risky that I’ll have to learn golf for networking when really I’m more of a grab lunch guy

[Riley Andrews @holyrible]

Telling my coworkers about Muppet Christmas Carol and they didn’t believe me that it was good.

“No way it’s THAT good.”

Ok except it is

[maren🍒 @the0nlygirl]

i’ve seen 5 people today say this…. guys… you were following biden and kamala on the potus and vp account… and then it gets handed over… to the current potus and vp…. rocks for brains i swear

[Riley Andrews @holyrible]

Kind of a little jealous of the 1Ls who are having their first day of constitutional law today there’s so much to say

[The Ball Is Orange @theballisorange]

William Henry Harrison rn

[Riley Andrews @holyrible]

Manifested this on my wait for a delayed train in the freezing cold this morning

[Block Club Chicago @BlockClubCHI]

BREAKING: CTA boss Dorval Carter is retiring after years of mounting pressure over struggling transit service. https://t.co/lj2NcVCCGP

[Heidi Stevens @HeidiStevens13]

Good morning, Chicago and especially to whoever built this guy ❤️

[Riley Andrews @holyrible]

Second day at work. Spent a lot of money on office clothes just to find out it wasn’t really necessary. Now I have to spend a lot of money on clothes that are casual but not TOO casual

[Riley Andrews @holyrible]

People will hate on Malort and then drink gin

[Riley Andrews @holyrible]

I really don’t want to kick Elphaba when she’s down and this isn’t legal advice but if I became an enemy of the state and was singing a song about it to the authorities, I wouldn’t make a major part of the song telling them exactly where to look if they cared to find me.

[Riley Andrews @holyrible]

My regular nurse team just told me they guessed that my semester must have ended because my blood pressure was actually good

[Riley Andrews @holyrible]

I don’t actually feel like everyone needs a wrapped.