Nick Schmidt

[Nick Schmidt @holyschmdt]

@aehark What time is falafel w first graders, that sounds lit

[SorryHat 𝕬𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝖆𝖙 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕷𝖆𝖜📓 @sorry_hat]

Finding a stick like this.

[Nick Schmidt @holyschmdt]

Somewhere in my brain wires got crossed and @mulaney sings for @thekillers

[Nick Schmidt @holyschmdt]

Super battle droids take ‘em down

[Nick Schmidt @holyschmdt]

@Disn3yDude But also the only place to get Starbucks

[Nick Schmidt @holyschmdt]

@aehark Absolutely not weird

[Nick Schmidt @holyschmdt]

This one was basically just for you @kifkennedy

[Nick Schmidt @holyschmdt]

All the people in the national are just variants of the one guy from the national

[Nick Schmidt @holyschmdt]

All the people in the national are just variants of the one guy from the national

[Nick Schmidt @holyschmdt]

@aehark Seriously, I walked outside of work this afternoon and I had a similar thought

[Nick Schmidt @holyschmdt]

@kifkennedy I think they should shoot for bimonthly

[Nick Schmidt @holyschmdt]

The people who choose sinks and the people who choose the faucets should talk more

[Nick Schmidt @holyschmdt]

Once a year AT BEST

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

i celebrate my dog's birthday and yet he rarely celebrates mine

[Nick Schmidt @holyschmdt]

Nothing like 57 in December to say “happy new year, the earth is dying”

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

Trash

[Nick Schmidt @holyschmdt]

I have had boogie wonderland (just the line) stuck in my head since Monday

[Nick Schmidt @holyschmdt]

The grip that corn song has on my brain rn is impressive

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

look at my financial advisor dawg I'm going to lose it all 😭

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Gentle reminder: Throw away the box your iPhone came in. You don't need it.

[Nick Schmidt @holyschmdt]

@intoitoverit U rock, thanks!!
see you then