Clive Bixby

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[Frost 🧃👽 @Justin7Credible]

This guy at work is literally called “Dada” I just had to message him good morning Dada on teams

[Marcus Olang' @marcusolang]

Surely, why is DCI even involved in water shortage matters?

[tima @mikasansaa]

marie antoinette got executed for less

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

No stronger luggage game than the DR Congo national team 🧳🔥

[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

MrBeast getting half a billion YouTube subs and Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire on the same day feels like a global humiliation ritual.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨 #BREAKING: The average American is now closer to Jeff Bezos in net worth than Jeff Bezos is to Elon Musk.

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

No ma’am, I don’t have a boarding pass. I’m simply here to enjoy the world famous dining and nightlife at O’Hare International Airport

[Softboy @softboywin]

I’m deleting Apple Maps that shit be tryna take you to the cartel

[lindy @Lindyyay]

Told my brother some tea a few days ago and he barely responded. Today he phoned me with very specific questions and follow ups. I love how obvious it is that he told his wife and couldn’t answer anything she wanted to know 😭

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me when I'm home alone making sure I still got it

[Jhené 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇵🇸 @onanightlikered]

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[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

Each day, the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Sorry, she forgot you guys hate foreigners 😭

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[່🇵🇹 @pxrcyishim]

i’m dying😭😭😭😭😭

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

One dead and at least 10 others wounded in Texas shooting https://t.co/CWTxWOraax

[Cheshire @mualaniparty]

me pretending to be sick so i didnt have to go to school

[Thel 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @EPM106]

kind of one of the most horrifying sentences written this century

[watergun @tersseer]

all these mountains to climb will i everest?