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always disappointed

[. @homewithmykid]

I think I should be able to join the witness protection program based off having to witness my own life, can someone please nominate me?

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

Why do people wait til the New Year to cut ppl off? Fuck you… right now on August 2nd

[user @user0000O0]

fuck a jet2 holiday i need to kill myself this summer

[. @homewithmykid]

@jamonthedon LMAO

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

AndrewsVisuals put together a list of EVERY CAMEO IN HAPPY GILMORE 2. 🥹

[. @homewithmykid]

@joviacdan @RitasAdventures Maybe but I’m in PA and the changes still hurt.. we still have 1 free one each but I probably got rid of 5 or more not knowing their future value 🤑

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

When i run out of groceries: i’ll just starve i guess i don’t feel like going

When my vape dies at 3am: Ok so the nearest one that’s 24 hours and has midnight barcelona says it’s only 25 minutes away

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

HOLY CR*P 🚨 The American surgeon who’s gone viral exposing UnitedHealthcare criminal business practices HAS JUST BEEN DROPPED FROM BEING A PROVIDER

She recently had them show at her home address and has now been RETALIATED AGAINST

“I just have to be real. I'm scared, I spoke out against health insurance, and the insurance company decided that my facility can't be a network. And I built an entire business plan and invested almost $5 million in being able to be in network with insurance.”

[Universal HIGH 🌎 @HighUniversal]

NEW‼️ The Franklin Institute and Comcast NBCUniversal Announce World Premiere of Universal Theme Parks: The Exhibition Opening February 14, 2026 in Philadelphia!

It is touted to be one of the institute's most ambitious self-built exhibitions in years, featuring galleries and artifacts from Universal's many franchises!

The groundbreaking exhibition spans 18,000 square feet and features eight themed galleries, 25 interactive experiences, and over 100 original artifacts from fan-favorite attractions, including Jurassic World, DreamWorks Animation’s How to Train Your Dragon, Universal Monsters, and more.

It celebrates Universal’s rich history of bringing iconic franchises to life in unique and creative ways, as well as developing thrilling attractions. The exhibit offers a special, inside look at the storytelling, innovation and world-building behind Universal’s legendary creations, from The World Famous Studio Tour, exclusive to Universal Studios Hollywood, to the most recent launch of Universal Epic Universe at Universal Orlando Resort and the largest and most technologically advanced theme park to open in the US in decades.

From animatronics, robotics, and ride design to costuming and special effects, guests will explore the artistry, creativity, and technology behind the thrills and chills of the award-winning Universal theme parks. The galleries will delve into the creative world of storyboard artists, animators, game designers, visual effects artists, and prop masters for a rare glimpse into the universe of innovation driven by talented teams that push the boundaries of themed entertainment and shape the future of epic experiences!

[Matt Desmond @DisneyScoopGuy]

Here’s Pink Slip performing Take Me Away at the Tomorrowland Terrace!

[. @homewithmykid]

I just realized @McDonalds isn’t bringing back the honey mustard snack wrap.. plz respect my privacy at this time

[M.E 🍂☕️ @Emmys]

What just happened to me, mosquitologically, can never happen again

[sylvia plathleisure @SorryMomDotGov]

My culture is not your costume..

[Dairia @dairiakymber]

@gibsonoma don’t fall for it!

[. @homewithmykid]

@MikeNVinnie @wallin_ballin @BillZanetti Beyond the waste of money and luggage space, I also have no desire to clean salt and butter out of the crevice of figment’s plastic tail lol

[Friendly Neighborhood Comrade @SpiritofLenin]

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[𝙉. @luvherout]

i wish we had confessionals at work, i would eat them mfs up 😭😂.

[. @homewithmykid]

@carlyewisel @ADottieDubs This small exchange was great promo. Theme park AND podcast loving family with a ten year old & will be def be tuning into Very Amusing now! 🥹 (the Shrekzel didn’t hurt)