Humayun

This game is rigged!

[Linus Mixson @LinusMixson]

Very, very weird that inverting the evilness steering direction produces an unsolicited disclaimer about personas.

[brief. @brief_pk]

Pakistan's military-owned Margalla Heavy Industries has signed a $2.25 billion deal with an unnamed Chinese battery manufacturer and undisclosed local investors to build a lithium-ion battery plant in Rawalpindi. Even with the building ready and machines already installed, rollout is waiting on the federal cabinet to pass a state battery policy to lock in commercial protections. Battery manufacturing and green tech belong in the civilian sector, not behind opaque military contracts.

How can the military ever stay out of political engineering when it has multi-billion-dollar businesses at stake? Instead of focusing on national defense, it operates as a corporate syndicate that needs state power to pass favorable policies, protect its monopolies, and enrich itself at the expense of private enterprise.

[Pehn Di Siri @PehnDiSiri]

Right-arm Shaheen Shah Afridi

[Abdullah @michaelscottfc]

Jab koi acha perform kare uski khule dil se tareef karni chahye lekin iska matlab yeh bhi nahi hai uski purani kharab performances ko justify karna shuru kardo. Wo bilkul bhi unnecessary criticism nahi thi. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

[Zarrar Khuhro @ZarrarKhuhro]

"The network, known as “764,” targets children through gaming and social media platforms, using threats to expose photographs and other material to coerce victims into increasingly harmful behavior." Doing a deep dive into this group tonight on ZHK https://t.co/UHx7ZaiUGG

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

Couldn't be clearer

[goma @soigomaa]

Im so sorry for the loss of the scientists in that car crash next week🕊️

[Ali Gul Pir @Aligulpir]

Good job Major - we will not forget the awful hairpiece and cosmetic sacrifices you have made to assimilate into your mission

[Cricket & Stuff @cricketandstuff]

Doc has only seen these Imam type "work outs” where you can see him doing 3 sets and 12 reps of bouncing on Bobsy’s dick.

Whereas Glenn Phillips lifts proper weights.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Jared Kushner received $2 billion from Saudi Arabia & the UAE to carry out political favors and was encouraged to keep the money in Israel’s central bank.

This is the biggest corruption scandal in political history.

Kushner has managed to outcrime Trump!

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Twitter will never be defeated.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: The Dutch spies who monitored Jared Kushner's phone want everyone to remember that they were just piggybacking off a Russian hack, and that the Russians also saw everything Jared did, said, and jerked off to on his phone.

[Homestead Pilot @homesteadpilot]

“OMG bro did you hear Trump’s jew son-in-law who converted Ivanka to judaism who used to have Netanyahu stay in his bedroom of his family home and is in charge of negotiating the Iran war…… turns out he’s an Israeli agent!”

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

Jared Kushner hired a hitman to kill Jamal Khashoggi who was actively investigating his ties to MBS at the time of his murder

[Luke Knight @lukeknight]

Seeing Anthropic’s net loss exceed the entire GDP of Slovenia

[The White Rabbit @TheWyteRabbit1]

Holy shit.

Dutch intelligence has uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent.

[Maor Shlomo @MaorShlomo]

Made them use Jira

[Aaron Ng @localghost]

We finally have an explanation for “Facebook is listening to me through my phone”. They’d never do that (and it’s not really possible).

Turns out literally everyone else was — and then selling that to ad data brokers.

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

England went to Pakistan expecting easy wins and boosted stats, but now they are ranked world number nine in ODI cricket, below Afghanistan. A World Cup qualifier against Jersey should await.