Samantha Black

YA book lover 📖 Rainbow and glitter enthusiast ✨🌈 Proud Hufflepuff ⚡️ Magical Mama 🔮

[Samantha Black @honeybookbeee]

@al3xsw Didn’t he say he was almost done at an award show like four years ago?

[Samantha Black @honeybookbeee]

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@ashleyjanne Yikes.

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@al3xsw Yeah. This whole episode was uncomfortable. Also, that isn’t how you “peel” an avocado, you’re “refried” beans were blasphemous, and those tacos…..

[Samantha Black @honeybookbeee]

@smakesthings1 Hate it.

[Samantha Black @honeybookbeee]

New semester. New teacher. Sci-Fi Fantasy Lit! Here's what today's lecture included, "For example, in Star Wars, there are big hairy naked creatures walking around called Wookies. This is just a thing here. Get used to it. And we will . . . we just need some time to adjust."

[Samantha Black @honeybookbeee]

@al3xsw Ooo fun! My parents bought a house in 1999 that is three times as big as mine for the same price with inflation.

[Samantha Black @honeybookbeee]

Me to my five year old: remember. Do not leave with any strangers.
My kid: yeah I know mom. I’ll just go and talk to them. Maybe find out their middle name.

[Samantha Black @honeybookbeee]

@smakesthings1

[Samantha Black @honeybookbeee]

@al3xsw You’re 26??? Wtf. I’m so old!!! But we have so much in common.

[Samantha Black @honeybookbeee]

@al3xsw found you a bf

[E! News @enews]

Chris Evans Says He's "Laser-Focused" on Finding a Partner https://t.co/TEZKVJALKE

[Samantha Black @honeybookbeee]

@al3xsw Perfect. Do it. For every meal. Treat yo self.

[Samantha Black @honeybookbeee]

@smakesthings1 No Covid. No sourdough starters. No whipped coffee. But too much Hamilton.

[el @hrrysgrogu]

THOSE WHO USE PERIOD TRACKING APPS: do NOT use flo!!! they send your information without your consent and this can be a danger to anyone who needs an abortion. use stardust instead! they don’t send any information

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

My statement on the Supreme Court overturning #RoeVWade:

[Samantha Black @honeybookbeee]

@al3xsw You read the books! Did you expect a different answer? I’ve got them all. Text me if you wanna borrow! Xo

[Samantha Black @honeybookbeee]

@smakesthings1 Truth. I’ve never made a fruit smoothie I liked.