Thinking about that time a man messaged me asking to hookup but keep it discreet so his wife didn’t find out and I said “you better pray she ain’t on Facebook because I’m finding her rn and sending this screenshot” and he said “ooooh off to save the world are ya?” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
my cousins bd is in my dms right now tryna see me tonight but all i can think about is how last time this happened i snitched and she tried to run me over with his car so now i think i might just fuck him