Cersei Lannister

Life isn't all diamonds and Rosé, but it should be.

[Cersei Lannister @honeyycombs]

Litter-Robot is giving away a Litter-Robot 3 Connect each week this summer and I'm entering to win! Are you?! https://t.co/GjuBllxdX5 #scooplesssummer #litterrobot

[Cersei Lannister @honeyycombs]

@americanair if this is the best customer service you can offer I’m not sure I’ll be flying AA again... been on hold AFTER I received my call back this entire time trying to get a simple question answered before I book my flight

[IU Student Alumni Association @SAA_IU]

Less than a week until Homecoming which means it’s time to have some fun and do some good in our community.

To sign up for our first event of the week - our blood drive - go to https://t.co/aIHOHYjOpm and enter code IUBLOOM

(Student groups this is 100 pts per donation!!)

[Red Cross Blood Indiana Ohio @Indiana_Ohio]

Thanks to South Central Indiana REMC of Martinsville in @VisitMorganCo for hosting a #RedCross #BloodDrive 2day 5/22 12-6p! U R a #Lifesaver

[Red Cross Blood Indiana Ohio @Indiana_Ohio]

Join a special #BloodDrive for Ava in Martinsville @ChamberJamie 2day 5/22! Donors help Ava with cancer treatment! https://t.co/c8GKMt3d01

[IU Bloomington @IUBloomington]

Hoosiers give back: Donate blood now until 4pm today outside Ballantine Hall. One donation can save up to three lives! https://t.co/p6FCiOmOTY

[Cersei Lannister @honeyycombs]

Why are your toddlers running laps around the pool while you lay on your stomach with headphones in? #bishwhet

[Cersei Lannister @honeyycombs]

FOREVER judging the bad parenting at my pool 😒

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

The air in New York City is literally the exact consistency, smell and taste of morning breath.

[Will Rodgers @xWILLRODGERSx]

"I eat whatever I want and I don't gain any weight..."

-People who can Go Fuck Themselves

[Cersei Lannister @honeyycombs]

What's a girl got to do to get a date with @JJWatt 😍 ?! #manofmydreams

[Cersei Lannister @honeyycombs]

Restaurants that forever forget that "extra side of ranch" in your carry out box are the reason we all have trust issues. Let's be real..

[First Date Questions @firstdateqs]

what’s the biggest piece of food you’ve dropped in the kitchen and then kicked under the fridge instead of picking it up

[Cersei Lannister @honeyycombs]

"Yeah he lives in Colorado and he says he can look out his back door and see that one rock....what's it called?" - @ashleystrode2 😐

[Cersei Lannister @honeyycombs]

I am literally the snow white of mccordsville Indiana. Second baby wild animal of the spring/summer that I find in my possession 😒

[Cersei Lannister @honeyycombs]

My neighborhood pool is packed literally EVERYDAY. ITS MONDAY. DO YOU PEOPLE NOT HAVE JOBS?!

[Cersei Lannister @honeyycombs]

I'll never have Victoria's Secret boobs because I'll never be able to save for them while I'm paying these outrageous prices for bras 😒

[Cersei Lannister @honeyycombs]

I hate the generation I belong to. Bunch of selfish, entitled, ignorant fucks.

[Cersei Lannister @honeyycombs]

Severe butthurtness 😒😒😒😒