desi

get outta here chump

[leaf @loveyleaf0000]

you scratch my butt i’ll scratch yours

[desi @honkyytonkhag]

god forbid a girl gets too drunk and horny at the bar and makes a man feel uncomfortable

[bishop @_swingpool_]

playing with your bush can be so healing

[desi @honkyytonkhag]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 8 Jun 2008 (via @twi_age).

[Eric Schwartau @ericschmerick]

It can take days to clean a pan

[desi @honkyytonkhag]

@SaeedDiCaprio You can tell he’s never tipped a server a day in his life.

[desi @honkyytonkhag]

emotionally unavailable lover girl (endless suffering)

[desi @honkyytonkhag]

my love language

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Hey will you explain stuff to me

[desi @honkyytonkhag]

time to break out the eggshells cuz you’re gonna be walkin on em today

[desi @honkyytonkhag]

@baileymeyers ethereal :/

[desi @honkyytonkhag]

not my ex commenting in this thread justifying cheating on me

[julia hava @binchcity]

It’s so crazy how easy it is NOT to cheat. Like it’s really not that hard. And yet men are on here acting like they’re fighting demons every day

[desi @honkyytonkhag]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 8 Jun 2008 (via @twi_age).

[desi @honkyytonkhag]

Jabba the baby. (Me)

[desi @honkyytonkhag]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 8 Jun 2008 (via @twi_age).

[desi @honkyytonkhag]

@Postmates_Help Ok!

[desi @honkyytonkhag]

@Postmates_Help I have an order out for delivery but the driver has been stuck in the same spot for over 1.5 hours with no response to any messages. If I cancel, it says I'll be charged in full? How can I get my $$ back?

[desi @honkyytonkhag]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 8 Jun 2008 (via @twi_age).

[desi @honkyytonkhag]

10 years strong

[desi @honkyytonkhag]

i need to catch up on lost. :( I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE END!

[desi @honkyytonkhag]

@positivime but it's not just beautiful semi-nude women (as well as a variety of other subjects) that give feeling/visual appeal to his photography. it's his compositions and color theory as well. you state that yourself.

[desi @honkyytonkhag]

my favorite part is her pretty little paw sticking out

[desi @honkyytonkhag]

My baby.