kerry kaberga

it’s alright ma i’m only bleeding

[Dave Mager @DaveMagerNews]

Larry David reacts to the now forgotten Josh Hart miss.

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

To the women in this country….I’m Sorry

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

Kill the thought right as it comes

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[kerry kaberga @honoredebalsack]

*simpsons did it voice* borges did it

[kerry kaberga @honoredebalsack]

easiest “us” ever if you’re dating a ridgewood enby

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

This is a Crab Riding a Jellyfish

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

How can you enjoy sex it has no deckbuilding or roguelike gameplay elements to make each run unique

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Ben Franklin didn't plow through dozens and dozens of French whores so that you could abide by fireworks ordinances

[kerry kaberga @honoredebalsack]

i would never under any circumstances even dream of getting some pussy

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

We should call incels the unpussied like when we changed the name for the homeless

[kerry kaberga @honoredebalsack]

not perfect but necessary given the circumstances

[Paris @goodyhilton]

Women are kind of like. Hamas

[kerry kaberga @honoredebalsack]

(the inventor of the condom meticulously cleaning every drop of cum out of a woman by hand) there has GOT to be a better way

[kerry kaberga @honoredebalsack]

if you don’t genuinely think this every time you go into a strip club you’re a coward

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

The stripper loved me for a moment

[kerry kaberga @honoredebalsack]

hate the subgenre of accounts on here that are just like, the noho don juan or the stuytown rapist that just do passé faux quirky shtick about dating in new york. if you spike the ball everyone knows this is your first time in the end zone, just hand it to the ref and hustle back

[kerry kaberga @honoredebalsack]

how i look waiting politely for a high life and whatever whiskey’s in the rail

[morgan (vermont) @vermont_morgan]

"there's no way I'd recognize- Oh, yeah that's him"

[kerry kaberga @honoredebalsack]

how i act when the hoes show up

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

"Good day to you sir.... WAIT A MINUTE WHAT THE HELL?!"

[Earvin Magic Johnson @MagicJohnson]

I can’t wait to watch Game 7 of the Oklahoma City Thunder vs San Antonio Spurs tonight on NBC. This game is must see TV!

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

Also all of you in the nba media doing the whole ‘I’m the rational one and WHILE I ADMIT SHAI EMBELLISHES, everyone has LOST THEIR MINDS and Thunder are cool actually and let’s appreciate their efficiency brrrrrrr’

This is how the media marched us into the Iraq War. Same path.