hoofman

The monk, the mighty prophet of Jehova Wanyonyi and the patriarch of Hoof-Eaters

[hoofman @hoofeater]

@MigunaMiguna You forgot that you were also taking photos with Rayila, and you were his dedicated loyalist that you even attacked Isaac Ruto and wrestled him down, for moving too close to Rayila, because as a chief sycophant, you thought he was going to eat Rayila!

[hoofman @hoofeater]

@MigunaMiguna @WilliamsRuto And you helped create the demon you are now struggling to kick out. You just seen what some of us saw several years ago, Bwana SLOW LEARNER!

[hoofman @hoofeater]

When a woman tells you that she is a woman then you must be very afraid, because chances are that she isn't.

For Ruto to stress that he is fully in charge, then the reality could be something very different.

Great afternoon my fellow Hoof-Eaters!!

[hoofman @hoofeater]

@MutahiNgunyi This fake professor is begging for greetings from Gen Zee and his home be renovated. Mtoto akililia wembe, mpe!

[hoofman @hoofeater]

@MigunaMiguna @WilliamsRuto Leaves you with an egg on your face after loudly campaigning for him. You are a slow learner who has just discovered what some of us saw three years ago.

[Mzalendo Halisi Foundation @UtuNaUzalendoKE]

Gerome Ogola's the @hoofeater followers, endearingly known as "Hoof Eaters," see him as "The Monk," a sage amidst the chaotic world of Kenyan politics. His journey into politics is a quest for truth and political education...

#UtuNaUzalendoKE

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[hoofman @hoofeater]

HAITI should send troops to Kenya on a peace keeping mission.

The president has just held a press conference not to tell the country anything important, but to confirm that he is still a around and he is still the president.

Hope you are safe amd sound my fellow Hoof-Eaters!!

[hoofman @hoofeater]

RUTO directs the military to join in the search for victims of the Mai Mahiu tragedy.
I doubt our president is getting the right briefs. So no one has told him that our soldiers are currently held up, very busy beating policemen and may be unavailable for the rescue mission?

[hoofman @hoofeater]

@Goddie_Ke Wewe ni matako sana

[hoofman @hoofeater]

Mr 'We found empty coffers' aka Rigathi Gachagua spent 18M from the public coffers, on curtains for his office.

Coupled with the fact that Ndii is heavily expectant, it isn't difficult to debunk the 'empty coffers' myth.

Sipangwingwi. Freedom is over-CUMMING.

[hoofman @hoofeater]

@MigunaMiguna Opande is 80. Rayila is 79. Dementia has visited you this early, Mr Sandak General.

[hoofman @hoofeater]

@MikeSonko Says someone who has been recording and sharing nudes of supposedly respected women in the society

[hoofman @hoofeater]

Or Ole Itumbi pulled strings behind the scenes, to have his co-husband jailed for long or even executed so that he can remain with the food that laughs to the ground all for himself?

Hapo hakuna kitu inakula ingine?

Great afternoon my fellow Hoof-Eaters

[hoofman @hoofeater]

@amohchebby @mukhtaar_athman Nipo sana, kaka

[hoofman @hoofeater]

In Tanzania, fuel prices decrease in line with global market trends while in Kenya the price remain unchanged and may even increase due to the ongoing butterfly migration.

Sipangwingwi. Freedom is over-CUMMING.

Good morning my fellow Hoof-Eaters!

[hoofman @hoofeater]

@MigunaMiguna @WilliamsRuto You created the problem. Didn't you?

[hoofman @hoofeater]

41% of Kenyans have at least gone a whole day without any food, in the last three months, according to survey.

Food has since become a luxury, which can only be accessed by the rich. The poor online encounter it in dreams.

Freedom is over-CUMMING

[hoofman @hoofeater]

PETROL up again, this time by six shillings.

Sipangwingwi. Freedom is CUMMING.

Great afternoon my fellow Hoof-Eaters!

[hoofman @hoofeater]

EQUITY tellers, lipeni rosecoco ya wenyewe