@Houndmouth how many retweets do we need to get you guys to make a pit stop at the University of Dayton after your Indianapolis shows in April. I promise it would be worth your while. @shanebows@MaltMyers
ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.
Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.