ralph cifaretto's wig

big shitter

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

NIXON: So he’s a [expletive]

KISSINGER: No, Mr President. He merely dresses up as a woman. To spend time with his children

[𝔞𝔡𝔦𝔫𝔞 @haunt0l0gy]

getting some remarkable targeted ads lately

[BigButtBabe720 @veltsmile]

for the past 2 days i keep thinking of this video at work and im trying my hardest to not laugh at peoples faces

[Mean Gene @mean_gene_real]

Batman vs The Woker

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

You’re all gonna feel really stupid when Mitch returns to the senate with an amazing BBL

[womanish @lucergic]

Harold Holt was retrieved by his Chinese state handlers and has spent the last 58 years cultivating his qi atop mount Longhu to one day return and lead the australian people into glory

[chud domain crossing @zuckerbinjain]

going over to your Singaporean hinge date's apartment and she shows you the dungeon where they keep their maid after recommending you read bell hooks to work on your internalised misogyny

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard on the bus my entire spinal cord fired out my asshole like a spear and it impaled the bus driver through his chest

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

It's starting. #TheHappening #MenAreCuttingTheirPenisesOff #NoPenis2026 #IndianaManChallenge

[まだ面白い @madaomoshiroi]

宗教儀式中の現場に間違えて侵入してしまい、突然みんなが一斉にお辞儀するからパニくって逃げ惑う猫ちゃんまだ面白い

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Guy who supports Israel because he believes they killed Charlie Kirk

[Francis McRae @FrankMcRae]

My great uncle didnt log off when he waded ashore at gallipoli

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

just got off the phone with my close personal friend mitch mcconnell. we spoke for six hours. he told me he is GAY and might be interested in exploring POLYAMORY. i look forward to him returning to work as soon as possible.

[Mark “Rent boy” Renton @litebeerasschug]

alcohol is 10x worse for you than weed but stoners are the biggest fags on the planet so really it’s a moot point

[Mhiel @301pushups]

Mongolian throat fucking

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Picking up a prostitute in the middle of my driving lesson