#ManCity have announced a new multi-year partnership with Durex, who will become the Club’s Official Health and Wellness Partner in China.
[via @Lu_Class_]
Them: “You’re not Catholic? That means you’re a Protestant!”
Me: No.
Them: “Oh, so you’re orthodox?”
Me: No.
Them: “Um.. Are you a Gnostic then?”
Me: No.
Them: “Uh.. Then what are you?😰”
Me: A Christian.
Them: “NOOO 😭 you can’t just read the Bible and follow the teachings of Jesus! You need an imperfect finite being to tell you how to think! I know this because I was told to think this way!”
The catholic mind cannot comprehend that anyone wants to be a Christian.
@iMiaSanMia Im getting tired of the Olise gimmick. He is absolutely the best winger in football right now but dude give me a break youre not above the club and the club is not on its knees for you