Ash 👼🏽

27 ♎ I pledge allegiance to the bag🤑

[Ash 👼🏽 @hoolidge]

Me after telling work I’m self isolating #coronavirus

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I overheard a girl saying yesterday ‘worrying is such a terrible use of your imagination’ … and I audibly gasped.

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i will serve cunt again just give me a minute

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I bring a “this isn’t actually urgent and can be done at a normal pace” energy to the workplace that managers hate.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

body dysmorphia is really weird cus one day I’ll think I’m sexy & the next day I’ll think I look like mike wazowski

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[Ash 👼🏽 @hoolidge]

I said what I said 💅 ty @zaralarsson

[Ash 👼🏽 @hoolidge]

I can already FEEL this new Kehlani album topping my Spotify wrapped this year 🤏🏽💅🏽

[ebony @remsholy]

bieber twitter so active right now it’s like a family reunion

[mirri @honeyyydrew]

I’m so ready to watch Bieberchella from my phone

[єℓαιηє @elainesim28]

No one warned me that once I got older, the weather app would be a crucial part of my daily routine.

[Ash 👼🏽 @hoolidge]

I should be earning commission with the way I’m telling everyone in my life to try those Biscoff filled Cadbury eggs.

IM LITERALLY BUYING THE FOR PEOPLE SO THEY HAVE TO TRY IT

[miia @miiagarro]

locked in? no. i’m tucked in. goodnight

[SH x @SH_92_x]

Nobody tells you that one of the biggest sources of adult anxiety is calling in sick when you’re actually sick.

[Kay @KaylarWill]

The worst thing that can ever happen to me is watching a movie and not knowing it’s a musical. & all of a sudden chairs start sliding and tap shoes come out? Kill me.

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

& for the lady, perhaps a day off?

[miia @miiagarro]

diagnosed with awwtism cause i’m such a cutie

[quynh-anh @quinnsreads]

for someone who loves reading (me) i sure know how not to read a book and doomscroll for 9 hours a day

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

I was in a meeting today where the room number was 404. I joked that I couldn't find the room and nobody understood. This is why I have a hard time making friends.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

i could never be a DJ cuz i'd play songs strictly for me.. dance if u want i don’t care😂✋