amy roberson

painter, designer, lady of leisure.

[amy roberson @hoopdaville]

"deftly avoiding usefullness."

[amy roberson @hoopdaville]

#HoopDaVille #paintergal

[amy roberson @hoopdaville]

new work #HoopDaVille #IheartPainting

[amy roberson @hoopdaville]

some days it's enough of an accomplishment to refrain from beating people with a car antenna.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

The filter I apply to most pictures of me is “delete.”

[Jennifer Kosharek @eve_n_odd]

Photo: Sneak peek at one of Marianne Wysocki’s cans for the #cannedart show! opening June 8th !!! Anyone can... http://t.co/EZVdwBGGTl

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

.@BorowitzReport: Scalia Resigns Post as Scoutmaster: http://t.co/hFYaB5ClL0

[amy roberson @hoopdaville]

broke tooth. again. looking for soft squishy foods to gum on. wondering where life went wrong. #GlamorousLife.

[Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life]

Nicki Minaj is what happens when the 80's has sex with a coffee table.

[Scott Simpson @scottsimpson]

Just got my nails did, my hurr dooed, my durs burrrrrrrrrd, and frrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrr

[amy roberson @hoopdaville]

#NewWork from the weekend. #HoopDaVille #PainterLady

[amy roberson @hoopdaville]

i work really hard considering i'm so effing lazy. never even get on the twitter anymore!

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

I don’t know why my boss was upset when he caught me sleeping. I got exactly as much done during my nap as I did when I was awake.

[tnielsenhayden @tnielsenhayden]

Hollywood is trying to reshape copyright law to their sole advantage, and The Washington Post is ON IT: http://t.co/JU6oya0B8G

[amy roberson @hoopdaville]

"He's the #Zissou."

[Abhorrent Housewife @abhorrent_wife]

On a scale of "frowned upon" to "call CPS", how bad is it to roundhouse kick a kid who is flaunting his cookie while I eat carrot sticks?

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Protip: If a female manager mentions the glass ceiling, don’t say women should polish the smudges off of it and then get back to the kitchen

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

When you put married couples on the same team, it doesn’t matter if you play Charades or Pictionary. Every game turns into The Blame Game.

[amy roberson @hoopdaville]

so i guess kittens don't like playing #wondertwins?? how odd!

[Felicia Day🇺🇸 @feliciaday]

Moustache cutouts are the new Bird cutouts, right? #putamoustacheonit