laura

can you believe???

[laura @hooplaur]

@apple where’s the roller blading workout option on the watch. im waiting

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

lululemon jacket over my figs scrubs to let everyone know not only am i a healthcare worker but also a huge bitch

[laura @hooplaur]

I would love to meet all of my coworkers significant others. Like I gotta know who hangs out with these people in their free time

[laura @hooplaur]

@samuanthat Oh my god I love him

[laura @hooplaur]

last year on my birthday I was getting blackout and this year my grandmas are coming over to make flower bouquets with me this is 23 baby

[laura @hooplaur]

@takinkarabizniz TRUTH literally every single time I bring my grandma to the spectrum

[laura @hooplaur]

today the woman in front of me at dunkin ordered a medium iced coffee with caramel swirl, mocha swirl, sugar, and five creams. god I love people

[laura @hooplaur]

Using my new planner makes me legit giddy is this adulthood

[laura @hooplaur]

I’m opening a bar that will play 90 day fiancé every Sunday MARK MY WORDS

[laura @hooplaur]

@BadBennyG TJ’s crew member here-they’re in the process of choosing a new location in the Albany area! 🙌

[laura @hooplaur]

@emstentz HAHAH why were we like this

[laura @hooplaur]

Just remembered that I used to make slideshows of my Christmas lists and then wonder why my parents hated me gn

[laura @hooplaur]

Do I want to get engaged or have I just been watching tlc shows for too long send tweet

[laura @hooplaur]

My favorite coworker and I don’t have the same days off anymore so now we only spend 32 hours/week together instead of 40 that’s it I’m calling HR

[Sú 🌿 @Suthefirst]

I told my students to write "excuse me"

[laura @hooplaur]

I wanna feel what the 50 year old couple making out at the bar is feeling

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

whoever has my voodoo doll please make her be nicer to her boyfriend

[laura @hooplaur]

@beccahoelzl HAHAHA

[laura @hooplaur]

@theresa_marie13 HAHAHA I think so

[laura @hooplaur]

Kid I babysit 5 days/week just told me “if it was weren’t for me you wouldn’t have a life” hurtful but not untrue