Paul Turrell

[Paul Turrell @hoopshank]

"well i seem to remember reading that there are no ranking points for the olympics, yet to win gold murray beat ..." https://discussion.t

[Paul Turrell @hoopshank]

I have awarded my kettle a Ph.D. in neuroscience (unaccredited) and it will be now known as Dr Kettle.

[Paul Turrell @hoopshank]

@carrieffisher Damn wish I'd aged half as well as you, or had half as many interesting things to say :)

[Paul Turrell @hoopshank]

@BBCPropaganda It's a bit penis-y isn't it? (I guess that was your point). What the hell, though, is it actually supposed to be?

[Paul Turrell @hoopshank]

#JeremyHunt what Tories want is British to work not like Chinese & Americans but Indian & African slaves who first made upper class rich.

[Paul Turrell @hoopshank]

Most hilarious thing about #PigGate (David Cameron, UK PM, fucking a dead pig) is that absolutely no-one seems the slightest bit surprised.

[Paul Turrell @hoopshank]

Given paedophilia allegations against Tory MPs and ex-Prime Ministers, Cameron merely fucking a dead pig is a breath of fresh air #PigGate

[Paul Turrell @hoopshank]

Boris Johnson probably fucked the same dead pig as David Cameron #piggate but we'll let him off for his self-deprecation and amusing hair.

[Paul Turrell @hoopshank]

So many reasons to hate Iain Duncan Smith @IDS_MP but even he in his far-right hatred of humanity probably didn't fuck a dead pig. #piggate

[Paul Turrell @hoopshank]

William Hague 14 pints a day was funny http://t.co/COyk0oBaQA but at least he probably didn't fuck a dead pig #piggate

[Paul Turrell @hoopshank]

So Prime Minister David Cameron fucks dead pigs #piggate yet still maintains contempt for the poor, disabled, needy, most of whom don't.

[Paul Turrell @hoopshank]

@julian_barratt Thanks for the RIchard Mulligan reminder. Loved the Mulligan, mainly from Soap but also as a fellow human being.

[Paul Turrell @hoopshank]

2, 4, 6, 9; how many finch fingers can you consume; while staying in a second-rate hotel in Tripoli? Answers on a postcard, please.

[Richard K Herring @Herring1967]

Here are next Saturday's lottery numbers 7, 14, 34, 35, 42 +the black dove shall smite the Venetian man, for whom nonchalance is his pilllow

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

My favorite part of the story of Genesis is the way they regrouped after Peter Gabriel left.

[Paul Turrell @hoopshank]

Finally decided I like sunflowers better than I like poached eggs or the name Carl.

[Paul Turrell @hoopshank]

Beware the inevitable march of Jonathan L. Houndsteak #cutlery

[Paul Turrell @hoopshank]

Great stuff, @natchdan - really like it. Lovely guitar. I want to drum to it but between houses and kit in storage. Hope you're FAWM2012ing.

[Paul Turrell @hoopshank]

In a sense, I'm lucky to be able to drink my coffee NOW whereas Louis Braille had to drink his THEN #nineteenthcentury

[Paul Turrell @hoopshank]

my tweet sheet recently gone beyond piano size #nothingtodowithtomatoes