Melissa Hoot Altese

wife, traveler, food dork, proud cat mom, college football fan, slow walker, moderate jogger, repeat HQ Words and Trivia winner

[Melissa Hoot Altese @hootm]

@mpharmd98 😂

[Melissa Hoot Altese @hootm]

@mpharmd98 Purple raccoon.

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@dabearsfan40 @mpharmd98 Thanks!

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@mpharmd98 ❤️❤️❤️

[Melissa Hoot Altese @hootm]

@riahthelee Hope E feels better soon.

[Melissa Hoot Altese @hootm]

@mpharmd98 💯

[Jonathan Sackett @JonathanSackett]

OMG #hilarious "Automated text"

[Melissa Hoot Altese @hootm]

@mpharmd98 Shut up…

[Melissa Hoot Altese @hootm]

@riahthelee Where do we buy these?! Hours of family fun…

[Melissa Hoot Altese @hootm]

Oh, I love this.

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

Why I never get fellow men saying “you a pussy” when referring to someone as a weak.

When it’s clearly it’s we who are the ones 🤣😭

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Pfizer and BioNTech have filed a request for full approval from the FDA for patients 16 years old and up to take the vaccine https://t.co/fEhoLA7E23

[angelique @chengelis]

Me listening to Kings of Leon 🤮

[Washtenaw Dairy @TheAADairy]

We have Blueberry Donuts today!! 🫐 🍩

[Melissa Hoot Altese @hootm]

.@mpharmd98

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

If this gorilla baby repeatedly trying to wake up its mom doesn't remind you why they're our cousins, I don't know what will...especially her sitting up at the end giving up on taking a nap.

[Melissa Hoot Altese @hootm]

@mpharmd98

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.@mpharmd98 @dabearsfan40

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

You can legally bet on the Oscars in New Jersey, Indiana and Michigan https://t.co/REtUy2pSvW

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

Me: I don't really know what to think about about the Super League, for I am an American bumpkin.

Me after doing some light reading: If this ruins Ted Lasso, I will join any uprising that will have me.

[Melissa Hoot Altese @hootm]

@riahthelee