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serotonin deprivation at it’s finest baby

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yess queen cut your hair with kids scissors while hyperventilating on the floor

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@livvydunne is the reason my parents are getting divorced LMAOOO

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@Thee_Cherri it’s the moon

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My favorite hobby is saying I'm not a confrontational person as i sprint on all fours into confrontation

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Santa ruined my parents marriage

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Sorry I didn’t respond I was watching house of dragons and if I look away for a second I miss 6 different plot points and completely lose track of a complex incestuous family tree

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I knew little red riding hood was fiction cause who willingly visits their grandparents

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I had to call my mom and ask her what masking tape was while she was working

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The rat in my hat is tripping balls rn

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Nobody:

Me to my alien: *lifts hat* so this is the rat who makes me set homes on fire by pulling my hair

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The rat in my hat has a gun

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The rat in my hat is making me go up to finance majors and ask why we can’t print more money

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The rat in my hat taught me how to buss it down sexual style

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The rat in my hat is making me commit tax fraud

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Sorry I grabbed your boob there a rat in my hat controlling my every move

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I lost $170.34 playing bingo. Today is the day I change my life. As of today I am bingo free. I apologize for my behavior

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@silk_laurent For show and suckin I guess

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WHAT ARE MAN NIPPLES EVEN FOR

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Can’t wait to show my kids Charlie the unicorn

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Pizzazz looks like piss ass