Ho Ho Hope McCain

Author (seeking PB representation), mom, content creator. Fills uncomfortable silence with cat talk. 10/10 plants would not recommend me as a caretaker.

[Ho Ho Hope McCain @hopemwrites]

“I PROMISE this time will be different. I won’t hurt you like I’ve hurt the others.”

-Me, every time I buy a new plant.

[Ho Ho Hope McCain @hopemwrites]

Let’s talk about how Anthony Doerr’s latest novel, published last summer, gets all too real in just one sentence. #cloudcuckooland #anthonydoerr

[Ho Ho Hope McCain @hopemwrites]

@PezzleStick Hope you feel better quickly. 🧡

[Mommy Needs a Life @momneedsalife3]

Aside from the lack of sleep, work stress, holiday shopping stress, & weight gain I’m doing well, thanks for asking.

[Ho Ho Hope McCain @hopemwrites]

Pro tip: If your cat gets sick and needs medicine, administering it can count as your cardio for the week and you can take a break from your usual boring workouts.

[Ho Ho Hope McCain @hopemwrites]

@mom_needsalife That’s genius.

[Mommy Needs a Life @momneedsalife3]

Amazon should offer a service where they pick up an empty box every time they deliver a new one, I feel this is a missed business opportunity.

[Ho Ho Hope McCain @hopemwrites]

Parents: do you rate or review your kids’ picture books on Goodreads?

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@PatrickAttawayy I’ve got to appreciate a tweet that offers such strong opinions on glue and bananas in less than 280 characters.

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@Ella_Piazzi https://t.co/9GBGi6YXcR

[Ho Ho Hope McCain @hopemwrites]

It’s crazy I know, but your lack of responsibility shouldn’t become my burden of responsibility.

[late to this party. where the drinks at @spacegirl4win]

There’s a time and a place for eating chocolate and that time is always and that place is everywhere

[Ho Ho Hope McCain @hopemwrites]

To the kid who handed my daughter a handful of kinetic sand just as we got into my car: I hope your mom serves your least favorite vegetable for dinner.

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@momwithaboysna1 💯🤣

[Femmefir Lopez @femmefir]

Baking always seems like a fun idea until I'm halfway through and I realise "oh, I can't just stop when I get bored, I actually have to finish this now"

[Ho Ho Hope McCain @hopemwrites]

Shout out to everyone who, like me, cannot wink.

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@LoriMKeating Awww thanks! It depends on the PB, but I definitely incorporate humor into a lot of my writing.

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If you carry on conversations with your cat by meowing back and forth with each other, we can be friends, no questions asked.

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@noshitshow1 Anything I can grab that was my dad’s. He passed away 5 years ago.

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Whoever first said we should live in the moment clearly said it on a Friday and not a Monday.

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@letsgrowmom Same. This is just my training period for the teen years. 😅

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My daughter is 5 and already caught in her third love triangle. I’m stockpiling wine now to get me through the teen years.