Jorge Salgado

Here and there... and everywhere. Coming to your city soon.

[Jorge Salgado @horhey]

@EITMonline we used to take moonlight bike rides through Everglades National park in the winter. It was cold enough that the gators don’t move but they’re all watching you. It was awesome.

[Jorge Salgado @horhey]

@EITMonline didn’t your kids figure out your income when you did FAFSA? Mine did.

[Jorge Salgado @horhey]

Every day is doggie day

[Jorge Salgado @horhey]

@jackgoesforth @TedLasso @heyart It really is the best. I hate that the show is getting so much crap now.

[Jorge Salgado @horhey]

@EITMonline We actually have to commend these epoxy huffers about wanting to practice safe sex!

[Jorge Salgado @horhey]

@ErinMBarlow @kayleidoscope @EITMonline Why is everything terrible today???

[Jorge Salgado @horhey]

@kayleidoscope Good luck on your next adventures! We're listening to the segment again. 😢😢😢

[Jorge Salgado @horhey]

White supremasist nationalist domestic terrorists have our country on lockdown. I mean, that's the truth, right??

[Jorge Salgado @horhey]

@cstanderfer This is the best picture ever

[Jorge Salgado @horhey]

@jackgoesforth You know... We don't deserve women this good.

[Vicente Fox Quesada @VicenteFoxQue]

Finally, Mexico did not pay for the fuck.....ing Wall.
Finally US got rid of this President non President.
That's how democracy works.
As of January 20th The great American Nation is back to it's world leadership.
Wellcome back!!!

[Jorge Salgado @horhey]

...three and half years later

[Jorge Salgado @horhey]

Cowards, liars, thieves, misogynist, scammers, homophobes & racists are running our country. And if you voted 4 it, I'm not over it.

[Jorge Salgado @horhey]

@Mommy4Cocktails Glad I'm not in Twitter any more

[Jorge Salgado @horhey]

When can we post spoilers? #GOT

[Jorge Salgado @horhey]

@Mommy4Cocktails Agreed

[Jorge Salgado @horhey]

@SusanHowson YES

[Jorge Salgado @horhey]

@SusanHowson @ValerieCatrow Six Feet Under.

[Jorge Salgado @horhey]

@SinemiaSupport Can't use the app to purchase ticket, keeps saying Error! This has been happening since Friday? Will my two tickets roll over since I can't see the app??

[Jorge Salgado @horhey]

@SinemiaApp Hi! I can't purchase an advance ticket while trying to use Fandango... it's asking for convenience fee (I don't pay any) but app won't accept a $0.00 value.

[Jorge Salgado @horhey]

Still true

[Jorge Salgado @horhey]

I hope to be a bartender one day.